the1 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 I was standing with my mom queuing for an ATM machine when it happened. It all seems so surreal, really... There was this pretty average guy with his girlfriend walking down the street. He seemed a decent sort, really. Nothing too suspicious, wearing a rucksack, obviously got back from a gig or something. But then, this tall guy who was, like, twice as strong as the guy, ran up behind him. He wore a black hooded jumper with a cap, worn so you couldn't see his face. He ran up behind the guy, pushed him to the ground and started smacking his head off the curb. it was horrible. The girl kept screaming and screaming for help, but no one came to get that criminal off the guy. Pretty soon, the guy stopped moving. The sidewalk was covered in blood, it was disgusting. Then the guy with the hood started to walk towards me and my mom. Then my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and, when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arya Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 ^ What the heck? You're messed up, man, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted October 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yeah. I'm scarred for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 LOL. Man, i've read so many variations of that and it still gets me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 haha.. dangitt.. i read the end of it first so it kinda ruined it. but that was rather funneh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 That actually scared me!!!! I was like "WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 hahahahah wtttf you had me goin there for a minute and then i was like wait why would ur mom say that at such a bad time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 That actually scared me!!!!I was like "WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING??" yeah,i was like, EXACTLY the same thinking. and then i was like, wth, your mom is messed up. but then i read the posts, and was like, ok, that wasnt real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 ^^ I got to like almost the very end of the post when I realized it wasn't real:oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Night Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 LMAO! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie! Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 ah i thought that was real at first! hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 *groans* Heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 How can people go through life and not watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-air ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annmarie Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 yeah,i was like, EXACTLY the same thinking.and then i was like, wth, your mom is messed up. but then i read the posts, and was like, ok, that wasnt real. That actually scared me!!!!I was like "WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING??" both took the words from my mouth. but then if you were in that situation would you just stand there or help....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 huh i was quite disturbed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chriz Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex_90 Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I was reading it thinking 'Poor guy' but then I got to the last part. He he that was pretty funny. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 at first i was like wait u have an uncle and auntie in bel air? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 It's kerazy round ere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monika Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 hahahahha i was so interested and shocked. My friend does this all the time on the forums i help run and its a crack up. A lot of the times people don't catch on at all and keep replying in shock. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 I believed that noob alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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