Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 wait dan what about me?! lol yes my dear!! the rap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: 48/M/New Jersey. Wanna talk??? You: your 48 years old? Stranger: Yes. You: peace. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lol yes my dear!! the rap wait wait wait what? don't confuse me lol what rap? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 wait wait wait what? don't confuse me lol what rap? lol lol ummmmm:shifty: Im confused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lol ummmmm:shifty: Im confused! stoooop! lol don't confuse me! lol i hate you (no i really dont at all lmao) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 stoooop! lol don't confuse me! lol i hate you (no i really dont at all lmao) I can feel the love! See ya in the fall sucka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I can feel the love! See ya in the fall sucka! yes!! ahaha:mrgreen: wait what rap lmfao im so dumb lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: 48/M/New Jersey. Wanna talk???You: your 48 years old? Stranger: Yes. You: peace. You have disconnected. Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 damn, i deleted most of my good ones this is the only one i have left still makes me lol though Stranger: hi You: boobs Stranger: as Stranger: are u have a nice boobs? You: yes Stranger: asl? You: 18/f/canada, you? Stranger: 17 m portugal Stranger: wanna a sexcam for i show ur boobs? You: naaah You: your english sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: WHOOT WHOOT You: PARTY! Stranger: HAYLE YEUH You: YUPPP Stranger: u liek potatoes? You: yusss Stranger: then tupacnation.net is THE site for you! You: thats tupac. Stranger: YEH You: CALIFORINA. Stranger: PORn You: Stranger: im a horny shemale:$ Stranger: with big tits;D You: noooo Stranger: you liek to suk my weener ;D? You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You have disconnected. another. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: cyber? You: HELL NAW! You have disconnected. another one. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m or f You: f You: .. Stranger: .....? You: you! Stranger: (: then I disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Omg, my friend sent me this site! Creeps, I tell you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesty Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from You: Maine You: u Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello? Stranger: yello You: GREEN Stranger: why are you saying a color You: you put yellow. You: basically Stranger: yello is slang for hello Stranger: Are you American? You: Yes. Stranger: Then how do you not know that Stranger: are you like 200 years old? Stranger: It's from The Simpsons You: I don't like te simpsons, so haha. You: *the Stranger: yeah, it started to suck You: South park is better. Stranger: that show's racist You: I don't give a darn. You: It's funny Stranger: you're white, huh You: yesss. Stranger: darn you whitey Stranger: I'm white too You: haha. Stranger: so sup You: nm. you?? Stranger: besides fucking your mom nothing You: You: Get a life. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: are you a chick You: yes Stranger: do you have a vagina You: ... wtf. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Welcome to McDonalds, how may i help you? You: can i et a big mac and some spite?? You: *get Stranger: i'm sorry, we are out of those 2 products You: noooooooooooo You: damn mcdonalds, i'm going to burger king!! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairawr Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 ^ Not going to lie, you take trolls too seriously. Stranger: im 15 You: im 12 and what is this Stranger: whats what? You: what is this You: I am 12 Stranger: what is what???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS! Stranger: lol its a website dumb ass!!!! You: I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE SCREWDRIVER Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 ^^ I was kidding about everything, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Best conversation I have ever had. Stranger: I am Jesus.You: Hello Jesus Stranger: My wife was a whore. You: Mary? I know Stranger: Did you fuck her tell me now motherfucker! Stranger: How did you know. You: No, she washed my feet You: I just knew. Stranger: Do you touch yourself/ Stranger: ? You: I most certainly do not. Stranger: Liar now i will kill 12 kittens You: That's not fair. Stranger: Dont touch yourself than lie to Jesus Stranger: then* You: Jesus makes no errors. Stranger: WTF I married a whore that was a mistake You: She washed your feet Stranger: No she sucked my dick bitch You: That's great to know, "Jesus". Stranger: FUCK YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: male looking for legal-aged female to cyber. wanna have some fun?You: sure Stranger: how old are you? You: 18 Stranger: do you ever send pics? You: not relly Stranger: thats cool You: yeah... Stranger: where are you right now? at home, at school, at work? You: home Stranger: what are you wearing? You: underwear and a tanktop Stranger: i'm sitting here in my boxers You: Cool Stranger: how big are your tits? You: 38 C You: *36 Stranger: thats pretty big You: yeah Stranger: what kind of underwear do you have on? You: just pink panties Stranger: cotton? lace? crotchless? You: cotton Stranger: i think you should use one hand to play with your big tits, and the other to tease your clit through your panties Stranger: well, i think that your top should come off You: it should... You: you should take off those boxers of yours Stranger: i think that can be arranged Stranger: i'm pretty hard right now, thinking of you playing with yourself You: oh yersh baby! Stranger: i wish i was there to get you wet so you didnt have to Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornforthis___x Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi im pete wentz Stranger: Pete Stranger: PETE! Stranger: omg Stranger: please help Stranger: we need you Stranger: please You: who needs meh? Stranger: we do Stranger: look we're trying to get #anoopdesai to number 1 on twitter Stranger: we need you to tweet and tell all your followers to tweet #anoopdesai Stranger: CAN YOU DO THAT FOR US PETE? Stranger: it would help soooooooooo much! Stranger: omg Stranger: why are you so awesome Stranger: I can't believe you're here! Stranger: right now Stranger: DO IT You: sure ill help Stranger: please! Stranger: Anoop is so awesome Stranger: GREAT Stranger: well go ahead and tweet it Stranger: I'm waiting You: hello? Stranger: yes Stranger: did you do it Stranger: Pete? You: hold on im workin on it Stranger: OKAY Stranger: I didn't know it was that difficult to opetate a twitter Stranger: but you are Pete Wentz so Stranger: I shouldn't be surprised You: my computer keeps freezing up Stranger: oh no Stranger: PETE Stranger: oh no Stranger: do you like Anoop? You: anoop dog? Stranger: YEAH Stranger: that's exactly right Stranger: he's a GQMFer Stranger: am I right or am I right? You: yeah he's pretty beast Stranger: beast Stranger: HELL YEAH Stranger: you should work with him You: him and patrick would be amazing right Stranger: I know! Stranger: that's like too awesome Stranger: you're awesome Stranger: I love you Pete Stranger: okay bai :l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 I got pwned! You: it's hayley williamsStranger: Realy? You: yes Stranger: do you have breasts? You: what kind of question is that? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: I love you Stranger: are you really hayley williams? You: yes i am Stranger: like, seriously. You: ask me anything Stranger: how old are you You: 20 Stranger: oh, wow. Stranger: uh. Stranger: what jeans did you wear for your last show? You: Geez, I was wearing some skinnys made by volcom Stranger: nope. Stranger: you were wearing miley cyrus' jeans. Stranger: she twittered it today. Stranger: you're not really hayley. You: i dont run my twitter really, my label does Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: whats up You: nm, you? Stranger: just horny lol You: ew. perv You have disconnected. haha, BUMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkeleton Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 You: Hello Stranger: PUSSY Stranger: IN MY FANNY Stranger: FANNY IN MY FUCKING Stranger: CLIT Stranger: LICK IT You: NO IN YOUR TRUCK Stranger: FUCK OF You: FUCK YOURSELF :] You: PERVERT Stranger: I LIKE FUCKING YA MAM Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I got pwned! ha ha that was awesome. Stranger: itdoesntevenmatter@live.co.uk add me to msn!!! You: hey Stranger: hi You: whats up Your conversational partner has disconnected. Talk about weak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: love u, Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 You: hi:) Stranger: hello Stranger: im not from asia..sweden or brasil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 lol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey (: You: estoy cansado!!! Stranger: Then take a nap? You: que? No ingles Stranger: Well then, suck a dick. Stranger: LMFAO , just kidding. You: perdon no entiendo Stranger: Where do you live? You: habla españ? Stranger: Yes. You: espñol Stranger: But I don't fucking feel like it bitch ! You: ay no puedo escribir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES Stranger: love u, Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: RONALDO You: MARIA Stranger: PALMEIRAS You: CALZONES! You: IT'S YOU AGAIN! Stranger: OBINA Stranger: Palmeiras Stranger: Porco You: calzonesss Stranger: kiss my ass You: fine. what are palmeirsa anyway? You: *palmeiras Stranger: Its the best brazilian soccer team man You: oh. haha You: calzones are food. Stranger: I know Stranger: Its like a pizza You: yum . You: so, thats weird. same person that I talked to earlier. You: so. Stranger: so.. You: I don't know XD Stranger: like american football? You: kinda. Stranger: which team? You: broncos Stranger: im a rams fan Stranger: .. You: so. You: sorry. I gotta go. bye. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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