eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fuck me Your conversational partner has disconnected. ahahaha .... yeah i lied this shit was made to be shared with the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I'm gonna complain and say I keep drawing bad people. Best one so far, and it was still pretty all over the place: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fuck it Stranger: yes we cant You: it would depend on what it is You: like a bowl of pudding, would be cool You: but only vanilla You: fuck chocolate, I don't need to be hearing its attitude You: and finger snapping bullshit Stranger: please dont rape me You: I'll try not to, but I can't promise anything Stranger: me too You: plus, it's not rape if you like it, and you probably will Stranger: I hope you get aids while being raped by a nigger, ciao You: why a nigger? Edit: After getting a copy/pasted youtube link 3 convos in a row: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: if you youtube me then leave, I may have to murder you Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stranger: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? You: oh ill treat you nice...... Stranger: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. You: im already naked Stranger: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. You: AHAHAHAHAHA You: FAIL You: better luck next time chum You have disconnected. i think i just had a convo with harry potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 ^^^ http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja (just in case you didn't get the reference) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi there You: How it goin? Stranger: its going alright Stranger: how bout with you You: meh, just erect You: like always Stranger: lol You: I think I have a bloodflow problem Stranger: must be a nuisance to be hard all the time Stranger: i think that would get old after awhile You: meh, I deal with it Stranger: be careful running into walls and stuff Stranger: you dont wanna break it You: I'm erect, not blind Stranger: lol Stranger: ok You: although if I keep this going, I will be soon Stranger: haha Stranger: or hairy palms You: I shave em Stranger: oh ok Stranger: then you're good You: meaning my testicles, obv Stranger: no worries Stranger: of cours Stranger: what else You: sometimes I nick it, and it bleeds a little You: but I'm into pain, so I just get harder Stranger: then you can get batman bandaids You: which is an endless cycle Stranger: you're sure to get laid with batman on your nuts You: I'm not into gayism You: sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 ^ ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Back-to-back: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHAT IT DO Stranger: What? You: IT You: DO? Stranger: mitä vittua? ö___ö You: don't start that foriegn shit with me bro Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oi You: WHAT IT DO? Stranger: nada You: Obviously Stranger: onde vc é Stranger: ? You: No fucking way You: English You: stat Stranger: nao quero falar em ingles Stranger: seu otario Your conversational partner has disconnected. The sick thing is, these people are probably owning me in whatever the fuck language they are typing. On edit: I win You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey. im male, you got skype? You: I have an erect penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Stranger: I am extremely rich Stranger: I am also lying. Stranger: Night Night Stranger: x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Okaaay lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 You: Hello Stranger: OLLEH You: Oh yeah you're so hardcore. Wanna fuck? Stranger: Only if we have a threesome with a dead goat. You: I AM a dead goat. Stranger: oh my <3 You: I like your 75th nipple, very hairy. You: Considering I'm dead and that I'm a goat, it may take a while for me to climax. Why don't you rape an old granny whilst I get my thingy going? Stranger:not as hairy as the inside of my nose though ;> You: Bye then FREAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: howdy You: me holes in bits You: fucking sweet chilli sauce has me ripped Stranger: haha lovely You: is it fuck. its clumpy Stranger: i see. whats ur name? You: tom. You: you? Stranger: Katie You: hello katie! You: (: You: any good at advise? Stranger: advice? You: on... personal issues Stranger: I'll try You: i found my best friend sleeping with my girlfriend, right? You: and that was cool (well not, but y'know i got over it) Stranger: yeah You: but i just found out my best friend has genatle herpies..... :< You: and i dunno what to do now You: im afraid to get checked Stranger: dont be afraid, you should go check, just in case You: dont be afraid? whaaaaaa? You: of course im afraid You: its genatle fucking herpies! Stranger: ok, ok, you have a right to be afraid You: im just gonna go end it now Stranger: but goin to get it checked is the best thing Stranger: to do You: no. no it is not. Stranger: it is. You: you know, you could have convinced me to carry on, and get it sorted. but you didnt, did you? its over. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Oh My God Some straaaange people on thurr. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limelight Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 OMG THIS IS SO FUN AHAHAHAHHAHA. i just had a conversation that would get me banned if i posted it, but omg this has me cracking up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: What it do? Stranger: Hello to you too fuckhead. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey! Stranger: hi You: I've been looking for my dog You: have you seen him You: ? You: His name is tetris You: He's white You: two legs You: two arms You: I lost him when I dressed him in s&m gear Stranger: yes hes in my back yard You: he's not really a dog You: he's actually my husband Stranger: i ate himnm You: oh grand Stranger: him Stranger: * You: oh... unsavoury You: ermm... You: did you use sweet chilli sauce? Stranger: nope just realistic Stranger: of course You: that's fair. You live in Liverpool don't ya? You: They always eat people there Stranger: no i live in hungary Stranger: we have a special hostel in here Stranger: come here! You: oh wow! cool You: that would explain why you ate him You: I'm sorry, bad joke Stranger: a joke? You: You're from Hungary, and I said "that would explain why you ate him".... coz you were... hungry? Stranger: no... because i relly like to eat human flesh!!! You: man.,.. you guys.... You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 ahahahahaha! your bad joke was so bad that its the funniest bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inyoureyes Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey! Stranger: hi You: I've been looking for my dog You: have you seen him You: ? You: His name is tetris You: He's white You: two legs You: two arms You: I lost him when I dressed him in s&m gear Stranger: yes hes in my back yard You: he's not really a dog You: he's actually my husband Stranger: i ate himnm You: oh grand Stranger: him Stranger: * You: oh... unsavoury You: ermm... You: did you use sweet chilli sauce? Stranger: nope just realistic Stranger: of course You: that's fair. You live in Liverpool don't ya? You: They always eat people there Stranger: no i live in hungary Stranger: we have a special hostel in here Stranger: come here! You: oh wow! cool You: that would explain why you ate him You: I'm sorry, bad joke Stranger: a joke? You: You're from Hungary, and I said "that would explain why you ate him".... coz you were... hungry? Stranger: no... because i relly like to eat human flesh!!! You: man.,.. you guys.... You have disconnected. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dia actualy is from Hungary, hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 :lol: Oh man, I'm so glad you appreciated this and didn't take it up the wrong way Cool = you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi, can I place an order? You: That's for delivery You: 9 Prince Edward Terrace Stranger: okay You: Grand, so that's two chicken curries no onions You: one fried rice one boiled Stranger: sry but we dunt have these stuff You: throw in some prawn crackers, two bottles of coke You: a child labourer if you have it Stranger: we only hv shit but in diffrent tastes You: yes you do You: you have all these things Stranger: whats u like freakii Stranger: ur self? You: just no democracy You: hey! Stranger: yep You: Not cool china! What happened? China used to be cool You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 sinead = cool* *cool: hot. what one would use to describe someone of physical beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 sinead = cool* *cool: hot. what one would use to describe someone of physical beauty. You're too sweet And no, I'm not "cool"... unless you're talking about the buzzare lack of heating in this house xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 lack of heating in Donabate? oh no! i thought Blackrock was bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I just turned it on, I'm shedding ice I'm not getting anyone funny on Omegle Get on! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 i gotta go off the 'puter colettes gon to bed. you know what that means ....wait, youve a sick mind. it means i 'type too loud' so i have to get off. text meh. lovelovelove you xxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walktheline Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hey You: asl? : ) Stranger: are you normal Stranger: : ) You: i am normal. : DD Stranger: that's a first lol I just laughed so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 I have a folder on my computer of all my saved conversations. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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