nathanselisko Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 why not post any random/funny quotes u hav. "i wish my grass was emo, because then it would cut itself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss_emergency Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 ^i heard that one before... my evil evil friends used to say that to me just to piss me off... butt heads... hahahahaha... "i'm hayley and i play drums... eek! i mean i sing! i don't play anything!!!!" i think we all LOVE this quote^^^ hahahah... "they're almost as big as mine!" josh talking about hayley's boobs... "muffins are just ugly cupcakes.. but we love them any ways..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 i've got SO many Don Vito quotes going through my mind right now omg i can't choose okay.... -they're at some castle at germany- 'these guys copied off disneyland' 'WHAT are you talking about!?!' 'they did!' 'what do they have there that they don't have here?' 'a lot of stuff, Bam' 'like what' 'a monorail' i freaking laugh for ten minutes everytime i watch that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss_emergency Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 hahahaa!!! i saw that one!!! OMG.. i love when he's talking and he's like "BAM?! what the fhlkfjhskdfa?!?!?!?! i'm kjasdgfksdj and he's kjakdshfk!!!" hahahahaha.. it's soo funny..because no one can understand him so they put subtitles.. hahahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arya Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 i've got SO many Don Vito quotes going through my mind right nowomg i can't choose okay.... -they're at some castle at germany- 'these guys copied off disneyland' 'WHAT are you talking about!?!' 'they did!' 'what do they have there that they don't have here?' 'a lot of stuff, Bam' 'like what' 'a monorail' i freaking laugh for ten minutes everytime i watch that HAAAAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 GO. AWAY. FATMAN. rotfl i love family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninski Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 "i like looking like a fruit bat" - hayley williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 hahahaa!!! i saw that one!!! OMG.. i love when he's talking and he's like "BAM?! what the fhlkfjhskdfa?!?!?!?! i'm kjasdgfksdj and he's kjakdshfk!!!" hahahahaha.. it's soo funny..because no one can understand him so they put subtitles.. hahahaha.. lol omg same and even the subtitles are in gibberish he's so funny oooh another one just popped into my head from the very first viva la bam episode i ever watched what a grand moment 'we're going on vacation, where do you want to go?' 'atlantic city' 'thats not a vacation, thats an hour from here! why don't you pick something far that we have to take a flight for' 'i'll go to rio they got nice girls there, they got tens' 'if i get you a ten you'll go there?' 'yeah, get me a ten and i'll go there Bam' 'i bet you don't even know where Brazil is fat boy' 'its in the Bahamas Bam, i've been there' lol and my favorite 'is this all you do all day? who the hell raised you?' 'your family did' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss_emergency Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 i love this.. this is from a video on youtube.. *guy messes up on skateboard trick* yells at the camera guy- "DUDE! Stop walking!!! You're shaking the ground!" hahaha.. i love that... "apparently my boobs aren't big.. idk what they're talking about! i mean look at the size of them! they're HUGE!" hayley "yeah, they're almost as big as mine!" josh "this is the big breasted band" zac "holy crap, dude did death just freakin' leak outtah your ass??? because that fart was DEADLY!!!" hahaha.. ohh gosshhh my friend said that the other day.. it was soo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 everything in this room is edible! even i am! but that would be known as canabalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 everything in this room is edible! even i am! but that would be known as canabalism haha I love that :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 ^ haha its from willy wonka lmafo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 everything in this room is edible! even i am! but that would be known as canabalism haha i love that movie. my favorite part is where charlie ways he's gonna sell the ticket and his grandpa is like "only a dummy would give it away for something as common as money...are YOU a dummy?" i don't know, he says "are you a dummy" really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyn Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I love that movie too. I wish I had a funny quote. I got nothing. I'm not very funny. =[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "im not suffering from insanity. im enjoying every second of it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyn Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "Fun-sized? What's so fun about eating less candy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "your mum is so fat that when she bleeds, she bleeds milkshakes and gravy". lmfao i just heard that somewhere and laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyn Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "your mum is so fat that when she bleeds, she bleeds milkshakes and gravy". lmfao i just heard that somewhere and laughed out loud. haha. that so made me LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 how do you make a tissure dance? put the boogie in it. lmfao well not really, but yeah.. ha ha haaaa.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "your mum is so fat that when she bleeds, she bleeds milkshakes and gravy". lmfao i just heard that somewhere and laughed out loud. On a similar note... "Your mama's so fat, when a guy has sex with her he sits on her thigh, slaps it and rides the wave in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 ^ hehe isnt that a tad inappropiate? funny all the same though "your mum is so fat, that her stretch marks read her name. fat b***" haha thats from scary movie 3. lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I apologise. "Yo mama's so fat, when she wears yellow people run after her yelling 'taxi!'" I'm so going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 ^ haha dont worry about it :D Geniuses are never aprecciated in thier lifetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegreenmansaid Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 House: They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lara91 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 House: They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important! lol. I love that show! Another from house: Men should grow-up Yeah. And dogs should stop licking their "workplace-acceptable" euphemism for testicles. It's not gonna happen. and That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality. Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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