Jammer Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Just saw the Simpsons. Homer answers the door while wearing nothing but a grocery bag. Old Lady: Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Just saw the Simpsons. Homer answers the door while wearing nothing but a grocery bag. Old Lady: Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Classic line South Park: Chef: "Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gd_castaway08 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 "i want to wash your grandmother" - Tre Cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 i have relient k's latest cd in my mom's car right now, and deathbed was on and she was like "this sounds like that my chem song that goes 'son, want to join my band?'" then i made fun of her for a long time about how bad she is with song lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Just saw the Simpsons. Homer answers the door while wearing nothing but a grocery bag. Old Lady: Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. haha, that was so funny. i love this homer simpson quote:- Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Ross Noble, Comedian: "It's one of those things where you know you shouldn't laugh but you do anyway. A bit like being molested by a clown" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 From the Simpsons Homer goes to test drive an electric car to get a free gift Saleswoman: Are you interested in getting rid of gas? Bart: You bet *burps* Marge: Bart! *farts* Well that showed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Haha, Simpsons were on earlier again. Bart and Lisa are brushing their teeth when they see Homer's silhouette on the lighthouse beam in the distance. Bart: Hey, is that dad? Lisa: Either that or Batman's really let himself go lately. :rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 the writer of the simpsons is a quote genios. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSanctuaryxX Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 "whats so funny?" "er... your face" lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 "EH EH EHHHHHHHH" Anne from Little Britain, so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Misery Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 From Spongebob.... Fish #1: My sandwich tastes like a fried boot Fish #2: My sandwich IS a fried boot!!! I just watched it before, it had me laughing loads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hunter: "If I was in a movie, Hayley would pick me." Hayley: "Ewwwww no I wouldn't. That is a lie from the pits of hell." I just listened to the interview and that made me giggle a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Misery Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 ^^ LOL, where i can i watch that? or read it, whatever haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 "I'm made to cook those things where you only add the water" - My sister LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 from teh show spongebob squidward -patrick would u back up im claustrophbic (sp?) patrick- well what does cluastrophobic even mean? spongebob- it means hes afriad of santa claus patrick- *mocking* ho ho ho.. haha.. seriously i was laughing sooooooooooooo hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 "i wish my grass was emo, because then it would cut itself" haha, that's an awesome quote. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 ^^ LOL, where i can i watch that? or read it, whatever haha I'm not really sure. I just kinda found it but it's somewhere on the boards... This is from a conversation that I had lastnight: Kit:"I'm more of the number 13." Me: "I'm a fat number what's a fat number? 88 that's what number I am 88..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 I love team america Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre! Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what? Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre. Lisa: One more time. Kim Jong Il: Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? Gary Johnston: No. Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything. andd this one is my fav out of the wholeee movie Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something. [looks through binoculars] Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me! Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!" Chris: Smart-ass motherfucker! [fires missile at terrorist jeep] LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? Gary Johnston: No. Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 The Simpsons: Nelson is at Flander's Christain Theme Park standing in front of a 'Whack-a-Satan' game. Nelson: What am I supposed to hit them with? Flanders: Oh, you don't need anything. You can beat Satan with your faith! Nelson: My face?! Are you saying I'm ugly? Flanders: No, no! I think you're beautiful. Nelson: Right, that's it! *Flanders runs off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 The Simpsons: Nelson is at Flander's Christain Theme Park standing in front of a 'Whack-a-Satan' game. Nelson: What am I supposed to hit them with? Flanders: Oh, you don't need anything. You can beat Satan with your faith! Nelson: My face?! Are you saying I'm ugly? Flanders: No, no! I think you're beautiful. Nelson: Right, that's it! *Flanders runs off* :rotfl: hahahahaha "my face?!" priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Ahaha, I could quote Simpsons all day.... From the Halloween Special, when Homer buys the matter transporter and Bart's asking if he can borrow it. Homer: Sorry son, no can do. This isn't a toy, it's a very sensitive piece of equipment, and if there's even one little mistake, KA-BLAMMO! *punches through the transporter, ending up punching Lisa who's upstairs* Lisa: Ow! Someone just punched me in the face! Homer: It was your mother! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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