roxchick93 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 "dont have sex you will get pregnant and die" MEAN GIRLS BEST MOVIE EVERR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanselisko Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 a v funny quote from mock the week in scenes we'd like to see, they had the topic of 'unlikely lines to appear in the final harry potter book'. "Harry always thought it would be voldemort who would kill him, so imagine his shock when he discovered he was HIV positive" "harry, im pregnant, and it's yours" said professor mcgonagall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 ^I love Mock The Week... Dumb and Dumber. Legendary Film... Lloyd: "Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes and my Driver's a bit lost" Woman: "You go straight ahead and you uhh make a left over der bridge" Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?" Woman: "Austria" Lloyd: "Austria?! Well then... Gidday mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 From the legendary Ken Dodd, talking with his puppet friend Dicky Mint... "So, who is your favourite celebrity then?" "Nicky Nouse." "....who?" "Nicky Nouse!" "Who the hell's Nicky Nouse?" "He's married to Ninnie Nouse!" "Oh my.....and what does she do?" "She sells sea shells on the sea shore!" xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I love House. "What's this? She has 'blude' in her plural efflusion....Oh wait, it's 'blood'." Or when he gets a new cane... "Flames..." "Yeah. It makes me look like I'm going really fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Dave Grohl on the foo fighters postboard.... "It's where the kids go to talk about our hair." TRIPLE POST!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Family Guy Asian Man: "My son would be honoured to play for your team. He wishes to know what compensation you offer?" Peter: "Uhh... me... me love you long time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauko Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 i love greys anatomy!! DEREK: [to Addison] "There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen." ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model." IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn." ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?" IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?" DEREK: "Meredith?" MEREDITH: "What!? What is it?" DEREK: "Oh... I usually just say 'Meredith' and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought about it past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned." JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-" CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?" JOE: "I brought a pie." CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!" JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 "what a b-word! excuse my harsh letters..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born For This Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Well, except for a stroke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 i love greys anatomy!! JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-" CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?" JOE: "I brought a pie." CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!" JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?" :lol: I love Grey's Anatomy too, the best series ever! This happened today in a english lesson, we were translating a text. FRIEND: "Erica, what is "a clue" in finnish" ME: "That's easy, wait... I cannot remember the word!" FRIEND: "And you say you're finnish? You have to stop thinking in english." ME: "Okay, you figured out. It's like CSI when they're clueless but the opposite that they have a clue." FRIEND: "Erica, you're so odd sometimes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random-girl225 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 From FRIENDS! After Chandler Had His Third Nipple Removed. Chandler: That Was An Obvious Joke! Why Didn't I Think Of That? (Looks Down At His Chest) The Source Of All My Powers! I Love FRIENDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oh man, I love Friends.... *3 of them are carrying a sofa into Phobe's apartment* Ross: You need a hand with that? Chandler: Well, we've gotten this through the door, up 8 floors and dodged a rabid pitbull, but these last 3 feet is where it gets really tricky.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 "you cant do that, hes just a little nugget!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random-girl225 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oh man, I love Friends.... *3 of them are carrying a sofa into Phobe's apartment* Ross: You need a hand with that? Chandler: Well, we've gotten this through the door, up 8 floors and dodged a rabid pitbull, but these last 3 feet is where it gets really tricky.... I Love That One Too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 "Aaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd herinia." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 More friends... Ross: I'm dead?! Chandler: nd so young too... Ross: Come on, man, pretending I'm dead isn't funny! Chandler: How you died was. Ross: What, hit by a blimp?! Chandler: They kill at least 1 American every year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random-girl225 Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 More friends... Ross: I'm dead?! Chandler: nd so young too... Ross: Come on, man, pretending I'm dead isn't funny! Chandler: How you died was. Ross: What, hit by a blimp?! Chandler: They kill at least 1 American every year! That One's Amazing Too! I Just Love Them All! The One With Ross' Tan Is The Best! Ross: The Same Thing Happened Again. Tanning Place Guy: You Got Two More Twos?? Ross: I'm An Eight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 "It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParamoreRedSoxGurl Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 OMG! from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle (best movie ever!) Harold: "I'm so high!" Kumar: "We're not low" haha that cracks me up all the time. you'd have to watch it to really appreciate it tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 "save the cheerleader, save the world" best tv quote ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 "What is the 9th month of the year?" Me: "Count Anniina count!" I know, I'm so stupid and slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 From 'The Naked Gun' 2 1/2: [At the restaurant] Frank Drebin: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader! [Music stops playing. Everyone stops talking and stares at him] Frank Drebin: [to everybody] I mean at the time I was dating a lot. __________________________________ From 'The Naked Gun' (the first one): Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank Drebin: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drastikblinder Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 The Simpsons Bart: I-M-P... Nelson- Haha, Bart's pee.. Ralph- I just made Bart in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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