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More Naked Gun... :lol: (from 2 1/2)

 

Frank is at the Institute after the explosion and sees Jane for the first time in years. He's introduced to Jane's new boyfriend Quintin.

 

Frank: "Are you in some way connected to the Institute?"

 

Quintin: "Well not officially. But as a matter of fact I have been seeing a lot of Jane lately, haven't I my little hell cat?"

 

Frank raises his eyebrows

 

Frank: "Well that's great. I've been dating too. Nice girl - an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction, you've probably read it"

 

Quintin: "I beg your pardon!"

 

Jane: "Frank, please!"

 

Frank: "It's alright. I'm sure we can handle this situation maturely. Just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right... Mr POOPY PANTS"

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Vito: i wanna get to the leaning tower of pizza and i'll be happy

Bam: the leaning tower of what?

Vito: pizza

Bam: spell it

Vito: P-I-Z-Z-A. pizza. it's like a spelling bee.

Bam: Vito, the whole world is laughing at you right now

Vito: no they're not Bam. that's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.

Bam: yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not the leaning tower of pizza, jackass!

Vito: that's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing about Italy.

Dunn: i am infected with your stupidity

Vito: the whole goddamn city is named after pizza

Bam: it's Pisa

Vito: yeah, but that's "pizza" in italian

 

 

you know what, that doesn't do it justice

you just gotta watch

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVbFkuT9E

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More friends...

 

Ross: I'm dead?!

Chandler: nd so young too...

Ross: Come on, man, pretending I'm dead isn't funny!

Chandler: How you died was.

Ross: What, hit by a blimp?!

Chandler: They kill at least 1 American every year!

 

:rotfl:

I LOVE THAT EPISODE PMSLSLSL!!!11 and then he comes out like "I'M NOT DEAD!" bahah

I love the friends 'the one with the lottery'

Rachel: *phones emma*

Emma: *says baby words*

Rachel: *runs up to everyone* EMMA JUST SAID GLEBA!

Ross: urm, rach, gleba isn't a word.

Rachel: Err yes it is

Ross: erm ok, use it in a sentence

Rachel: um, emma just said gleba?

 

PMSLSLS

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The Simpsons: Marge is trying to order some coffee in an Australian Bar...

 

"I'll have a coffee please."

"Beer it is then."

"No, I said coffee."

"Beer?"

"Coff....ee!"

"Be...er?"

"C....O...F..."

"B...E....E..."

 

:rotfl:

 

haha, i love that one :]

 

I LOVE THAT EPISODE PMSLSLSL!!!11 and then he comes out like "I'M NOT DEAD!" bahah

I love the friends 'the one with the lottery'

Rachel: *phones emma*

Emma: *says baby words*

Rachel: *runs up to everyone* EMMA JUST SAID GLEBA!

Ross: urm, rach, gleba isn't a word.

Rachel: Err yes it is

Ross: erm ok, use it in a sentence

Rachel: um, emma just said gleba?

 

PMSLSLS

 

 

haha, that's funny. i miss Friends, it was awesome :]

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i found a super old webpage of mine

so here's some proof on how awesome grade eight was, haha

 

Pat: -explaining one of his outragous stories of blowing his Amp up-

Mr. Wylie: Man...this overhead isn't working

Pat: I CAN FIX IT!

Mr. Wylie: Pat....you will NEVER touch anything electrical in this room....understand?

 

Me: No its a speaker, theres no input jack

Tesla: but it says bass amp on it

Me: maybe its a bass amp

 

Tesla: I used to have siblings

Me: How does that work?

Taryn: -mouths "they're cats"-

Me: What? They're gay?

 

Brendan: You guys cant play guitar.

Kaydee: Fatass!

Janitor: -walks out of Staff Room- Fatass..? Who's a fatass?

Us: -Laughing-

Janitor: -pointing at Brendan- Hey! You! -points at Kaydee- She called you a fatass!

 

Me: - laughing, about to fall off chair-

Tesla: no! stay up the tent!

 

 

this one's fairly recent

 

-playing Harry Potter Scene It?-

Me: in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, why can't Harry go to Hogsmeade

Dad: cause she wasn't home

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  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
Family Guy quote which I just randomly remembered:

 

Lois: "It'll give you a great chance to bond with Stewie"

 

Peter: "Bond?? James Bond? I'll do it!"

 

haha! i love that.

 

i had a great conversation with my dad the other day about spongebob squarepants. it was after we had watched a tv show about crabs :-

 

my dad : so what type of crab is spongebob?

 

me : he's not a crab, he's a sponge

 

my dad : i thought he was a crab

 

me : no his boss is a crab

 

my dad : oh

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