Andrew Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 More Naked Gun... (from 2 1/2) Frank is at the Institute after the explosion and sees Jane for the first time in years. He's introduced to Jane's new boyfriend Quintin. Frank: "Are you in some way connected to the Institute?" Quintin: "Well not officially. But as a matter of fact I have been seeing a lot of Jane lately, haven't I my little hell cat?" Frank raises his eyebrows Frank: "Well that's great. I've been dating too. Nice girl - an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction, you've probably read it" Quintin: "I beg your pardon!" Jane: "Frank, please!" Frank: "It's alright. I'm sure we can handle this situation maturely. Just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right... Mr POOPY PANTS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Vito: i wanna get to the leaning tower of pizza and i'll be happy Bam: the leaning tower of what? Vito: pizza Bam: spell it Vito: P-I-Z-Z-A. pizza. it's like a spelling bee. Bam: Vito, the whole world is laughing at you right now Vito: no they're not Bam. that's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Bam: yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not the leaning tower of pizza, jackass! Vito: that's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing about Italy. Dunn: i am infected with your stupidity Vito: the whole goddamn city is named after pizza Bam: it's Pisa Vito: yeah, but that's "pizza" in italian you know what, that doesn't do it justice you just gotta watch http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVbFkuT9E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arya Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does" Bahahahhaa. I love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 The Simpsons: Marge is trying to order some coffee in an Australian Bar... "I'll have a coffee please." "Beer it is then." "No, I said coffee." "Beer?" "Coff....ee!" "Be...er?" "C....O...F..." "B...E....E..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emzy Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 More friends... Ross: I'm dead?! Chandler: nd so young too... Ross: Come on, man, pretending I'm dead isn't funny! Chandler: How you died was. Ross: What, hit by a blimp?! Chandler: They kill at least 1 American every year! I LOVE THAT EPISODE PMSLSLSL!!!11 and then he comes out like "I'M NOT DEAD!" bahah I love the friends 'the one with the lottery' Rachel: *phones emma* Emma: *says baby words* Rachel: *runs up to everyone* EMMA JUST SAID GLEBA! Ross: urm, rach, gleba isn't a word. Rachel: Err yes it is Ross: erm ok, use it in a sentence Rachel: um, emma just said gleba? PMSLSLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 'i forgot what day the interview was and i drove to new york accidentaly, be like three hours late' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 adam lazzara (taking back sunday) on the set of degrassi- " this episode is dealing with cocaine wich ya know isnt something your gonna see on teletubies" hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 I was watching Toy story earlier.... "Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!" *crazed laughter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 The Simpsons: Marge is trying to order some coffee in an Australian Bar... "I'll have a coffee please." "Beer it is then." "No, I said coffee." "Beer?" "Coff....ee!" "Be...er?" "C....O...F..." "B...E....E..." haha, i love that one :] I LOVE THAT EPISODE PMSLSLSL!!!11 and then he comes out like "I'M NOT DEAD!" bahahI love the friends 'the one with the lottery' Rachel: *phones emma* Emma: *says baby words* Rachel: *runs up to everyone* EMMA JUST SAID GLEBA! Ross: urm, rach, gleba isn't a word. Rachel: Err yes it is Ross: erm ok, use it in a sentence Rachel: um, emma just said gleba? PMSLSLS haha, that's funny. i miss Friends, it was awesome :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chriz Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 MOM: are you ok ? Me:no im dead MOM: o ok so you dont need anything Me: Thanks mom ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emzy Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 haha i love friends ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 i found a super old webpage of mine so here's some proof on how awesome grade eight was, haha Pat: -explaining one of his outragous stories of blowing his Amp up- Mr. Wylie: Man...this overhead isn't working Pat: I CAN FIX IT! Mr. Wylie: Pat....you will NEVER touch anything electrical in this room....understand? Me: No its a speaker, theres no input jack Tesla: but it says bass amp on it Me: maybe its a bass amp Tesla: I used to have siblings Me: How does that work? Taryn: -mouths "they're cats"- Me: What? They're gay? Brendan: You guys cant play guitar. Kaydee: Fatass! Janitor: -walks out of Staff Room- Fatass..? Who's a fatass? Us: -Laughing- Janitor: -pointing at Brendan- Hey! You! -points at Kaydee- She called you a fatass! Me: - laughing, about to fall off chair- Tesla: no! stay up the tent! this one's fairly recent -playing Harry Potter Scene It?- Me: in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, why can't Harry go to Hogsmeade Dad: cause she wasn't home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 South Park: Stan: "Dude. Is Kyle's dad a dolphin?" Cartman: "He's a Jewish dolphin. A jewphin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 me:your a skank at heart. x3 my friend: aww thats so sweet or me: broccoli is my favorite carrot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Dave Grohl on being a lover... "The secret of being a good lover? Technique. Pleasure-giving. Surprise her. If all else fails, throw a drink in her face and go for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chriz Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 would it work ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Trent Reznor at Reading "And how the hell is it a sunny day today? Miracles do happen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Homer Simpson - "Hello my name is Mr Burns and i believe you have a letter for me" Post Office Guy - "Okay Mr Burns, What's your first name? Homer - "I don't know" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 ^Classic. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 would it work ? I don't know Chris. Why don't you go away and try it, then let me know how it went later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Homer Simpson - "Hello my name is Mr Burns and i believe you have a letter for me" Post Office Guy - "Okay Mr Burns, What's your first name? Homer - "I don't know" hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 another classic Homer Simpson quote :- "maybe for once someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'" haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Family Guy quote which I just randomly remembered: Lois: "It'll give you a great chance to bond with Stewie" Peter: "Bond?? James Bond? I'll do it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Family Guy quote which I just randomly remembered: Lois: "It'll give you a great chance to bond with Stewie" Peter: "Bond?? James Bond? I'll do it!" haha! i love that. i had a great conversation with my dad the other day about spongebob squarepants. it was after we had watched a tv show about crabs :- my dad : so what type of crab is spongebob? me : he's not a crab, he's a sponge my dad : i thought he was a crab me : no his boss is a crab my dad : oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizbabygirl Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 I don't know who wrote this but... " working hard.. or hardly working lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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