walktheline Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 ^Lol that was funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 This needs a bump after i fell in love with someone briefly, Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Paco? You: Want to buy some pegs? Stranger: mom? You: Im not a paki You: or ur mum sunshine Stranger: do you live in the UK? You: i shure do Stranger: I KNEW IT. You: i like that You: Want to buy some pegs? Stranger: as in...bike pegs? You: no, high quality pegs for washing lines You: can i ask ur name? Stranger: WHAT the hell is that? Stranger: & i'm hannah. You: Ho hannah dear You: i mean hi hannah You: hannah, i have a proposition for you You: if you're not intrested in the pegs Stranger: yeaaaa? You: Wooden ladders You: fine quality wooden ladders, hannah Stranger: lmao, that has to be code for something else. You: no code, just luxury wooden ladders You: as seen in the russian wooden ladder museum Stranger: all take 4 of them, You: wow, eager to seel the deal Stranger: absolutely. You: here's the deal hannah You: one ladder is £35 You: so 4 ladders is, say.... You: £264 Stranger: 35 pounds = ??? US Dollars? You: erm, let me get my calculator hannah You: you know what, forgot cash You: can you send me any mexicans? Stranger: yes, you want the little ones. or the meaty ones? You: suprise me You: 1 mexican for 1 ladder You: Deal? Stranger: hmm.... Stranger: DEAL. You: Very wise decision hannah, you will not be dissapointed You: can i interest you in a wooden cabinet? Stranger: when can i expect these ladders? You: wooden cabinet? Stranger: wooden cabinet? hmm. maybe. are they sturdy? You: oh yesm very sturdy You: just like my first wife You: strong legs, like my second wife Stranger: ok, i want 12 of those. You: opens up easily, just like my 3rd wife Stranger: LMAO. You: very cheap, like my 4th husband You: but lets avoid that story You: anyway, there is only 1 You: if you send the mexicans over now i can get 11 more built for you? Stranger: you're funny. You: im not trying to be funny You: i am simply trying to make a living via internet selling You: is there something amusing about being poor, hannah? Stranger: must come naturally. anyways...i can send you some virtual mexicans? You: virtual? You: VIRTUAL? You: WE HAD A DEAL HANNAH You: 4 REAL MEATY/SMALL MEXICANS Stranger: OK, ok. they'll be there in about a week. via Air UPS. You: nice You: i live in scotland btw You: for the whole adress thing You: i assume they'll find me? Stranger: yes, yes. they have excellent sense of direction. You: thats what i like You: swine flu? Stranger: no, no, no. these are high class. top o' the line. tested. You: no, you mis-understand You: i have the swine flu You: i seriously need help, hannah Stranger: i never got your name? You: Gareth, hannah Stranger: well, Gareth. here's what you do: Stranger: you drink absinthe. You: woah woah You: i dont drink hannah Stranger: hmm, ok. do you have Canada Dry in Scotland..? You: no You: the clue is in the name hannah You: maybe we have Scotland Dry, i dunno Stranger: hey, we have Canada Dry here in Oklahoma. You: oh my You: new age marketing, I'll never understand it Stranger: yeeah, uh. anyways. i'm afraid i can't help you with the Swine flu thing. You: ah well You: can you take part in a survey hannah? You: for my company? Stranger: why, i'd be delighted Gareth. You: 1.What is your name? Stranger: Hannah. You: 2. How old are you? Stranger: 17. You: 3.What is your sex? Stranger: female. You: it gets a little tricky from now on hun, just try your best to keep up Stranger: lol, alright. You: 4.How much litres of liquid have you consumed during the past 60 hours? Stranger: maybe..2 or 3. You: I'll say 2.5 You: 5.Which do you perfer- Long walks on the beach/A night at the fair/A killing spree Stranger: night at the fair. You: 6.Would you sleep with a Polish man in exchange for $1,000,000? Stranger: hmmm. depends on his age, looks, hygiene, tec. Stranger: *etc. You: Ok, thanks for your help Stranger: no problem. You: unfortunately, you are not who we are looking for in terms of futher investigation Stranger: i see, i'm ready for you to disconnect. You: why is this\/ You: I have grown to love you hannah You: marry me Stranger: ok. You: that settles it then You: lets get married You: tommorow Stranger: tomorrrow it is. You: i'll see you tommorow then Stranger: where do we meet? You: with my mexicans You: Mexico, of course Stranger: ok. do you speak Spanish? You: no You: im not superman hannah Stranger: hmm, it could be tricky. You: why? Stranger: our marriage might not be...legit. You: oh my You: how old do you have to be to get married in the US of A? Stranger: any age with parental consent in the USA. now, Mexico is a different story. You: any age? You: oh my, its going down in your hometown then Stranger: when will you meet my folks? You: im going to be honest hannah You: i have no intention of doing that Stranger: well then. Mexico it is. it will have to be done there. i'm not 18 yet. unless, you wait for me? You: i'll wait for you You: but then you'll have to wait for me Stranger: oh lord. i never got your age either? You: you never did Stranger: well, Gareth, your age? You: i am a suple 16 year old You: ignore the suple part Stranger: lol, well.. we will make it work. You: im terribly sorry hannah, but due to unforseeable events... You: ...i am tired and drunk as fuck and need to get to my bed Stranger: :'( Stranger: well, shit. you won't get your Mexicans. You: screw the mexicans hannaha You: dont you see, i want YOU baby Stranger: well, sleep it off. maybe we can discuss it later. You: indeed babe You: i guess this is goodbye then Stranger: goodlbye Gareth. i love you. <3 You: I love you too, hannah Stranger: sleep well. now should i disconnect? or do you want to do the honors? You: i just don't know You: ive got to know you soooo well recently You: i can't bring myself to do that to you Stranger: alright i will. in 5.. Stranger: 4.. Stranger: 3.. Stranger: 2... Stranger: 1.. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vally Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heyy Stranger: horny girl ? You: no? You: pedophileee! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: hello internet stranger! You: Are you interested in our new range of chickens? Stranger: oh man You: Lol Stranger: seriously believe it or not that is exactly why I came here You: O'rly? Stranger: holy crap let me just rub this in Edna's face Stranger: haha man You: Who's Edna? Stranger: she's all "no way!" Stranger: the missus You: So what colour would you like your chickens to come in? Stranger: so tell me bout these chicken Stranger: colors Stranger: hmm You: Pink, yellow, blue or green are the current colours we supply. Stranger: oh what? you don't have red? Stranger: I like a red chicken You: I'm sure we can dye them red. Stranger: nice Stranger: ... but will it cost me extra? Stranger: me and the missus have a pretty tight budget for chickens You: Yes, it'll cost approximately $1 extra. Stranger: see, that's how they getcha! Stranger: ok... You: Or you could just trade the missus for 5 red chickens. Stranger: how much will the pink run me for You: The pink have no extra cost but are $10 each Stranger: $10 for a chicken! Stranger: hoo doggies! You: The red chickens are $11 Stranger: I'll take a gross! Stranger: of the pink Stranger: I ain't no sucker Stranger: actually you know what? neighborhood kids will prolly steal a pink chicken Stranger: how about yellow You: Spend over $300 and we will give you a free fork. Stranger: a free fork? You: Well Yellow is only $5 per chicekn You: chicken* Stranger: what? Stranger: oh wait wait wait You: Yes, a free fork to eat your eggs with! Stranger: tell me what the prices on all these chickens is You: Or well you can eat the chicken with the fork if you like Stranger: as I said, me and the missus are on a tight budget Stranger: we gotta watch every penny, ya hear? You: Yellow - $5 per chicken. Red - $11 per chicken. Blue - $5 per chicken and green - $5 per chicken Stranger: what about pink? Stranger: y'all said pink before You: Well it's also $5 per chicken Stranger: what is this some kinda chicken racket? Stranger: what's your scam, son? You: No, it's a chicken closet. Stranger: I don't trust you, internet chicken salesman You: Unless you want to buy from our rooster racket? Stranger: so wait wait wait tell me this, shyster, what's the deal with these new fowl anyway Stranger: what's so great 'bout em Stranger: other than their color You: Well you see You: they came from a human You: They have supernatural powers. Stranger: this sounds rather fishy, son You: Sorry, fish aren't included. Stranger: look, I came here just lookin' t'buy myself and my missus some reg'lar ol' chickens You: Wouldn't you rather have one of OUR chickens? Stranger: and maybe abbre'vate a few words with some 'postrophes. Stranger: nah, I think I'll stick with the Carnaby boy down the street You: Sir, a farmer is in contact with me, he wants to buy the whole lot o' our chickens Stranger: his chickens are legit. You: Are you sure you don't wanna buy our chickens? Stranger: go ahead, friend. Stranger: nice talkin t'ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steesh Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Gotta love a chicken joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaseyyann Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vally Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Gotta love a chicken joke Yep, chickens ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emzy Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 i proper love this site, i use it when i'm bored to tears. altho i've never met another paramore fan on there before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 It's been a while mofo's. Stranger: hi You: holla Stranger: asl? You: 73, female pre-op and canada You: your fine self? Stranger: have any photos?;P You: yup just a min You: http://www.geekestateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/grinch.jpg You: got a boner ey? i have Stranger: DISCONNECTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 You: uh uh bonk me baby Stranger: can i tell you something? You: hell yeah Stranger: I'm so awesome You: oooh, you know you make me hot big boy You: it makes me hot when you dont type. Stranger: im on drugs You: yeah, you're on crack. You: my crack You: hahahaha get it? anal sex boo YAH Stranger: you don't believe me!? Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?! You: i believe you're a stud muffin Stranger: Did you just lie to me!? You: uh uh Stranger: How could you? You: i shall pee in your coffee if that would make you better... Stranger: He said whaaaat? You: goodbye for now my love Stranger: i love you You: i love your trousers You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 ^ lmao shannon! i love your convos lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 WTF LOL Stranger: Hi? You: sup Stranger: Stranger: age? You: 19 u You: iz u a guy stranger is typing... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: sup Stranger: tired you? You: same...~ Stranger: where are you from? You: some where in the usa You: how bout u Stranger: somewhere in Europe^^ Stranger: France You: ah Stranger: live in Sweden You: tu parles francais Stranger: where in usa do you live? You: ? Stranger: oui^^ You: bon bon You: j'aime le chocolat You: west coast Stranger: hahahaha You: XD Stranger: west coast? Stranger: cool You: yea, like u know...cali, arizona, around there =P You: it's all hot. You: le soleil ~ oui Stranger: haha Stranger: ok Stranger: great You: of course Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: have you been studying french or just looking at some movies^^? You: j'ai dix-sept ans... Stranger: bien You: no j'etudiee le francais depuis six ans You: sorry for missing the accents You: lol Stranger: 6 ans??? Stranger: no problem You: yea You: how old are u then lol Stranger: c'est vachement bien ca (I myself write on a swedish keyboard, some accents are missing^^) Stranger: 20 You: kk You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairawr Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Stranger: heyy You: guess what i have Stranger: a dick? please say yes.. You: i toaster You: a Stranger: well.. do you have a dick too? You: yes You: i have 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lmfao wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 im really tempted to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lmfao! hahaha i should do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 omfg its hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairawr Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: knock knock Stranger: who's there? You: Disco Stranger: disco who? You: disconnect! Stranger: hahahha You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey stranger You: hi... Stranger: Fuck my butthole. You: NOO! Stranger: Fuck my butthole. Stranger: asl You: fuck you. Stranger: why You: Cause. You: hello? Stranger: hey You: hi... Stranger: 391871545391871545391871545391871545391871545391871545391871545391871545 You: ysgfy7435yufcnretbuirehtujheufjhtur7hyu5kgojmtruij65ptkrreu59043jre d;fjioewj5irolewl'epieg5k7iurt9j43i5jfidjfm4yjgrektj54otjfoidjyi54ktfiorjto4ogjrey6ojolpf]oe-o5 Stranger: ew@you You: HAHAHAHAHAHAH You: heloo... You: ... Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/xxilybabyyxx You: no thanks Stranger: oh, ew@ you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. number 2: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello? Stranger: 19/f/uk Stranger: u? Stranger: oh theyve gone... You: still here Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: im all confused lol You: pretty young/f/us Stranger: i wish i was pretty lol You: No, I'm just young Stranger: lol You: Bet your pretty, anyways. Stranger: my face got mauled by a dog... why else would i be talking to strangers at 3:30 am? You: not 3 am here, and I'm so sorry. Stranger: its not your fault Your conversational partner has disconnected. number three (haha) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: *SHITS ON YOUR MOM* Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: knock knockStranger: who's there? You: Disco Stranger: disco who? You: disconnect! Stranger: hahahha You have disconnected. I tried that, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: knock knock! Stranger: Who's there? You: disco Stranger: You seriously have a really strange name. Stranger: Wtf? You: why are you trying to put me down? Stranger: Is there something I don't get? Because from what I see, your name is disco, and that's strange. You: thanks for the confidence boost Stranger: No problem. Stranger: Wait, is your name really disco? o.O You: yep. Stranger: ...WHAT THE FUCK? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: knock knock!Stranger: Who's there? You: disco Stranger: You seriously have a really strange name. Stranger: Wtf? You: why are you trying to put me down? Stranger: Is there something I don't get? Because from what I see, your name is disco, and that's strange. You: thanks for the confidence boost Stranger: No problem. Stranger: Wait, is your name really disco? o.O You: yep. Stranger: ...WHAT THE FUCK? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I laughed so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I got to chat with this nice chinese girl. she spoke english. another one- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: helloooo Stranger: hello Stranger: male or female? You: female Stranger: name? You: Becca. how about you on both?? Stranger: male jason Stranger: how old? You: Err, none of you beeswax. Stranger: okay:) You: You: anyways... Stranger: virgin? You: WTF? You have disconnected. Another one. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello. Stranger: hi Stranger: ur a guy? You: nope. Stranger: a girl? You: nope. Stranger: what else? You: I dunno. Stranger: ur michael jackson? You: bitch. You: ... You: ??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahah. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: we've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good i have to celebrate you baby i have to praise you like i should You: Huh? Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: FUCK Stranger: YOU Stranger: FUCK Stranger: YOU Stranger: FAIL Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 haha thanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: Asl Stranger: hi f 20 Stranger: u/ Stranger: ? You: hi f21 Stranger: where are you from You: i live in Antartica, yourself? Stranger: china Stranger: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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