captain.obvious Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 No lol, Omegle has no idea who you are. They would never know that person was or wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 LOL amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeganxMiracle Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: Põdral maja metsa sees Väiksest aknast välja vaatab You: Jänes jookseb kõigest väest You: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: boy or girl You: somewhere in between Stranger: \ok Stranger: r u gay Stranger: .... You: SINCE WHEN WERE HEMORPHIDITES GAY! jeezus Stranger: lol Stranger: ur a boy You: you're not looking for sex, riiiiight? Stranger: no You: ok. You: good. You: I'm a girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgasm Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey;) You: Hey baby Stranger: whats upp? You: Touching myself. And you? Stranger: are you really? You: Yes. What's your asl? Stranger: 17 f california you? You: 16/Unknown/Straight out da ATL nigguh. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I honestly didn't even say anything that bad D: What the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeganxMiracle Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl? You: Horny GUY Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm not even a man, but it just seemed like the right thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WOO HOO! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WOOO! Stranger: YEEEE You: DANCE PARTY? Stranger: OH I LIKE IT You: LETS DO IT! You: *tastless dance moves!* WOO Stranger: * dancing* Stranger: THIS IS SWXY Stranger: SEXY* You: SWXY! You: New word. You: it's awesom. You: SWXY DANCE TIME! Stranger: I LIKE IT Stranger: Soo. What´s your age? You: 90. You: I'm very with it for a old lady. You: you?! Stranger: 80 You: WOO RETIREMENT HOME SWXY PARTY! Stranger: SOUNDS NICE. Stranger: PUT ON THE MUSIC. You: *Respect by Aritha Franklin* OH YEAH! You: R You: E You: S You: P You: E You: C You: T Stranger: YEEE You: FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME You: R E S P E C T! You: RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RESPECT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I thought I was singing quite nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh, I love this website. Haha. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 47/M/Ohio You: You? You: Come on.... Stranger: 19 m bulgaria Stranger: You: Perfect. Stranger: haah Stranger: u r gay ? Stranger: don`t u ?xa You: I'm still testing that theory. Stranger: hahahah Stranger: gooo away Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: dick or vag You: o hai You: both You: it depends on my mood Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You are very beautiful. Stranger: Hi Stranger: Oh You: Don't be afraid. Stranger: I'm Male Stranger: =)) You: Good. Your conversational parter has disconnected. Is it weird that I love being creepy on there? Hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CANCE You: *DANCE Stranger: Hi. Asl You: DANCE MANG Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: je t'aime You: Bonjour Stranger: you speak french? You: nope Stranger: oh Stranger: well i said i love you Stranger: just incase no one else told you today Stranger: You: awh, thanks Stranger: no probs Stranger: its my good deed of the day Stranger: make sure to get as many people as possible to feel loved before bed Stranger: screw homework You: I do homework right before bed. procrastinator here. Stranger: same Stranger: i do mine in the morning ahaha You: I have about two seconds to get in the car after I wake up. I wake up late. Stranger: i wake up at 5 Stranger: i set my alarm for 4:45 Stranger: but i hit snooze like 2-3 times You: 7:30. my ma wakes me up then. Stranger: ahaha nice Stranger: thats about 10 mins before my bus You: I usually go to bed at 3 am-ish. I'm an insomniac, so yeah. Stranger: aw :/ You: and my mouse isn't working right. it's hard to move the clicker thing around 0_0 Stranger: =O You: exactly. Stranger: i apologize on behalf of your computer for your troubles sir/ma'am You: ma'am. You: and, I think my mouse roller ate a grape or something. and now it's broken. Stranger: ahaha You: my dad said it needs to get cleaned inside...? Stranger: odd You: yup. Stranger: im off to bed Stranger: hope you sleep well Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Oh, I love this website. Haha. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 47/M/Ohio You: You? You: Come on.... Stranger: 19 m bulgaria Stranger: You: Perfect. Stranger: haah Stranger: u r gay ? Stranger: don`t u ?xa You: I'm still testing that theory. Stranger: hahahah Stranger: gooo away Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: dick or vag You: o hai You: both You: it depends on my mood Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You are very beautiful. Stranger: Hi Stranger: Oh You: Don't be afraid. Stranger: I'm Male Stranger: =)) You: Good. Your conversational parter has disconnected. Is it weird that I love being creepy on there? Hahah. LOL @ "i'm still testing that theory" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey girl with cam? You: man with a cam... *wink**wink Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: did you hear about that dude. Stranger: which dude? You: a dude. he died. Stranger: how? You: he danced till he went into a coma. Stranger: thats weird You: you know I'm trolling ya, right? Stranger: noe Stranger: nope** You: ah, well yeah. that was lame. You: me was lame. You: you know. Stranger: sure You: yeah Stranger: cool You: ok Stranger: yup You: nice Stranger: oh man, well this is akward You: ... You: BAYBABY! You: *GAYBABY You: sorry. You: I ruined it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 LOL @ "i'm still testing that theory" That's how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Canada Stranger: 17 male us here; if your gay/bi i can help you cum You: gay Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: lmao fuck you faggot I'm kidding. Stranger: fa Stranger: g You: You: Why so mean? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36821. The person you are chatting with cannot read this. You: hey Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: sex offender? You: what? Stranger: you slut Stranger: dont talk to me Stranger: you LIKE DESTROYING peoples lives You: Where are you getting this? Stranger: it said your a sex offender Stranger: when we started talking You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36821. The person you are chatting with cannot read this. You: hey Stranger: o̾҉̙̗f̵͉͈̞̌ͬ̏ͭ̓ ̷̢̣̥̤̩̓c̒̔͌ͬͤ̓̽҉͍h̏̐̀̈͐͛̓ͮ̀͏̵̯̱̙͇̼̬ǎ̦͖ͤ̀̔̽͐͂o̧ͦ̋̐͊ͤ͏͈͇̱̪͔͢s̵̫̩̗̊̾̎̂ͅ.̶͙̹̰̭̘̫ͪ̐͡ ̯̠̪͙̱ͬͭ̀ͮ̌̈́͞W̭̖̪͚̲̾͂̓̂ͯ͊ͤ͢i̮̮͈̬͊ͥ͑̉ͣ̆͐͢ṫ̶͉ͅh̸̰̻̋ͬͮͅ ̧̯̫̹̻̯̞̝͇̂̓̒̆o̼̝̙̙̩̘̝̾ͣ́͡u̫̹̲̹̓͑͊̑̓̔t̸̥͉̫̹̮͙̬̝͌ͨ̎̓͗̚ ̢͍̤̣̖̪͖̄̇̓ͪǒ͉̪͉̩ͧ͒̚r̪͎͓̞͇̥̥ͣ̆͟d̬̪̬ͧ͆̍ͮ̕͢͟ḙ̷̢̥̖ͯͦ͑ͧr̡̲ͯ̃͐̆̃ͯ̓.̅̓ͧ̒ͯ҉̨̱̼ ̻̣̭̝ͨͥͫ͝T̻̻͇̰ͯͧ̋̕h̸̻̭̜͉͈͗͋̓̋ë̤͚̳͕̜͉̘̭̈ͦͩ̎̋ ̬̲͍̗̙͓̯ͧ̔̎ͯͧ̍̎̄N̸̢̗̱͇͓͕̰͕͐̑͌͢ͅḛ̸͎͖̳͈̰̦ͮ̋̓̄ͅz̧̜͚̽̓ͯͤ͗̕͠p̜̞̲ͪ͌͒̀ͦ͋͋ě̺̲͖͓̀́̔̐̽́̕ŗ̫̜͖̟̞̣̗̉̐ͯ́ͣ̇͂͢d̰͕̦̠̘̳̜̻̳́̆ͥ̐̊̏̋̃i̙͙̻̘̠̠͛̆̊͠a͇̰̲͓̤̘͖ͤ͐̃́ͦͨ̑͑̀͠n̡͈̻͎̽ͦ͛̏ͬ͌̽͋ ̰̪̗͕̟͖̽͘h͑ͧ͆ͩ͌͊͐̍͏̷̙̯͖̯̳͚̮͉i̵̡̗͙̫̞͚͙͔̎̾̃̈́ͧ͊v̈́̑̾͐҉̮̀͜ͅe̍́͏̣͔͓̪-͉̺̟̃͝m͒̔͌͐ͮ̉̍͞͏̙í̔͏̢̧͕̮̲n̞̠̟ͨ̆ͪ̆̐̔͠ͅd͙͖͖͖̜͇͗͑ͥ̃͌̀͝ ̿ͫ͛̀̎̀ͫ̔͋́̕҉̙̲õ̠͙̫͋̈͒̐̄ͫ̏͢f̉̒ͣ͏͈̪̘̖̺̭̯̘̗ ͕͇̳̺̠̖̘͂̋͡c͑ͧͩ̓ͮ̌͏̧͙̘̯͖̞ͅh̙̺̺̥ͯͯ̀́̉͐̂͠ͅạ̴̘͓̤̯̳̟͒̚ͅo̢̥͖̒̔ͧ͌̀͜ş̞̖̼̟͓͎ͪ́̕͟.̛̞̺́ͣ͂̓̊ͪ͋́͟ͅ ̟̠̪ͩ̉ͣ̈́͘Z̴̟̹̭̃̔̄̔͂a̘̭͍̖̩̙̮̟ͥ̽ĺ̨ͧ̉̐̐̽҉̜̭̫̝͎ͅg͒̏̓̾ͬ̾̄҉̹̼͕̤̜o̸̟̺̞̯̳̘̺̲ͬ͋̿̉̂̎́͢.̧̹̻̺̬ͧ̇ ̷̗ͫ͌̃ͭͪ͘ ̙̬̞̺͚̜̌͆͡Ḥ̨̛̥͇̖̹̘ͭ̑ͮ̏ḛ̸̸̰̠̞̬͓̭̼͐̊͆ͦ̒̈́̓̚͘ ̡̾̆̊̊͞҉̝͙̼w̴̩̟ͧͪͭ͞͡h̰̬̙̭ͣ̿͋̿̿̕͠o̶̤̩̮ͦͨ͐͝͝ ̻̪͓ͤͤͭ̎́̚͠W̭̾ͮ̓̒̔͂͜a̡͇̜̙̲ͯͯ͛͒̃͟͡ỉ̯̤̞̺ͣt̪͕̖̣͋ͨͪ̄̀s̟̥͓͚̖̗̗̜ͦ͗̀͆̓̇͐ ̷̸͎̱͇̱̟̥ͣ̑͜B͛ͩ̉̓̐͐ͭ͠҉̖͖̘̼͠ê̶̴̛͔͈̘͕̦̺̩̎ͤͩ̈́̓ͭͬ̃h̛̭̠ͭ͐̒̄͟i̛̹̯̭̗ͨ̃͊̒̓̇̅n̢̳̦͍̱͔̺̾ͨ̉d̘̺̝̭̟͐ͣ ̵͒ͭ҉̷͕̗̲͇T̹̻͎̞͈̪͕͉̈̋ͬ͌͊ḥ̛̭̲̫͕̬ͯͧ̕ͅe̛̠̥̩̩̭̍ͤ̐̂ͣ̽͜ ̖͙͙̖͚̭̖̼̆ͣ́W̛̛̫̠͕̯͐ͤ̒̄͒́̕ą̴̳͉̟̖ͭ̒̍̈ͪ͆l̑̑ͩ̋́̋̂͏̻l̲̯͕̮̤͎̀ͮ̌̔ͬ̃͋ͥ̑.̯̘̹ͭͬ͐́ ̹͍̥̗̲̱͙̯͆̋̄ͩ͑̐̉͞Z̵̰̮̣̹̝̮͂̀̋̔ͯ͊͝Ã̶̵̧̠͇̊̔̽̍͑̽ͪ̚L͈̭̣̭͔ͥ̾͒ͪ̏̈́͌͜͠G̣͔̈͑ͯ̓͑́ͅO͕͎̓̈̓ͨ̉ͤ̔̍!̣̊ͪ ̟̤͉̲̬̙̲͇̓̊́́̕͟Ḩ̟̩̫͍̲̮̲̣͆̍̄͋͡e̸̞̰̻̫͈͈ͦ̾̉͒ͥ͆ͧ ͛ͣ́ͩ̏̉͐ͬ͏͇͓͉͙w̻̙̞ͨ̾̾̅̿ͩ̂ä̻͍͎̯̲̬͐͌͐͂̓̚ͅî̩̬͔̣̰̅̐ͦ̑́̕̕ṱ͇̒̎͒ͥs̷̝̣͓̤̓̌̀́̓̓ͦ͋͞ ̖̩͚̙̥̃̋̊͋ͣ́̏̉͞b̟̹̺̭͐͗ͯ̿̑̐̈̎e̫̒͋ͦ́ͯ͡h̲̮̏̓̈́̋ͦ͘͝i͂̀͐͆̏̉̽́͜҉̮̥̺͖̼n̲̱͍̆̔̐ͪ͜d̜͙͚̫̪̳̟̑ͥ̎̃̾ͬ̄͘ ̷̪͉̟̲͆̏̄͜t̹̠̱̐̆̀h̴̵͓̾͆͑͗͐e̮̹̗ͪ̎̂̋ ͙͙̽̓ď̩͔̞̟̦̇̏ï̵͙̹̟m̧͈͕͗ͫ̏̓́͘͜e̥̘͍̤̋ͨͯ͋̽̑ͨ͟ͅͅn̬̪͖̬͖̲̝͇ͣͫ̃ͯ͜s̯̤̻̪̙̤̈ͩ͡ị̶̢̨̳̩̪̮̝̝̉̍̑ͩ͒ŏ̖͇̺̖͙͖̩̍ͭn̴̦͕̝̳͛̾ͫ͂ͮ̓ͪš̵̮͎̝͙̜̱ͦ̚͝ͅͅ ̙̣͓͈͑ͣ̾̑̎̂Ţ̮̳̤̞͇̲͍͓ͧ̎̉̚͢o̡͖͕͎̩͕͐͢ ̹̮̤̆̋̔͋́f̵̼̳̲̹ͩ̒̐ͩ̕͟a̖̬̙̭͎͔ͮ͐p̍̈́ͩ̈͌̀ͮͬ͏̺̠̭̳͠ ͑̽̇̊̒͂͂ͣ҉̤̲͕̻̳̱̝͜ţ̷̹̲̣̆͋ͮͥ̃̿o̷͚̹͍̫̯͙̰͈̖ͣͫ͒̋̆̇̚͢ ̶̢̗̤̦̰̱̻͚͈ͤ̿͒͠C͉͈͎̺̱̞ͤ̑P̵̡̰͇̥̘̗͊ͯ͘ͅ ̴̳̼̤͔̥̗̲͈̓̚͝ͅO̵̤̤̪̣͙͗ͮͥ̾̒͛͂̔̏́Ṗ͓̮̤̠̞̍̎̚͟͡ͅ ̔͂ͮ͂̏̒̚̕͘҉̬̤̦͓̫i̸̧̜̜̱̪̟̹̟̼̤̽͑̈́͌ͯ͝s̼͍̙̟͓͐ͬ̄̏ ̱̱̫͓̥̊a̵̬̣̜̲͎̓̿̇͘͡ ̭̹̭̫͍̖͎̱͇͒͒̾̍̀͢f̶̪̪͍̖̠̟͔̌̇͒ͨ̍ͬl̓̈̍̓̒́ͮͣ͏͏̜̹̘͉͎̻̹̫͎ȧ̛̤̠̈͛̄́m̜̦͚̜͚̰̜͗̈́͘mͫͧ͗ͥ͒ͪ́҉̢̬͍̻̯͔̺̩į̨̲̠̫̖͌̎͐̊͛̊̈́ͤ̉n̘͖̞̟͍̩̭̺̏̽̄̎ͦ͌̔͛̚̕g̻̩̮̟̣̘̈ͣͯ͗͌̇͋̾ ͖͋̊͒̿͒ͅf̤̰ͩͥ͌͂́̀a͔̖̽͐͛̂͟g̨̱͚͙̹͙̮̦̒ͭͩͧ͠g̢ͤ̊ͤͬ̆͆́҉̻̮̝̟̮̟͕͈ȯͯ̑͌͒͟͏̝̹̙͔́t̢̯̯̳̉̄ͩͭ́ͧ̂̽͠ You: k̶̪̭̰̭ͤ́̂ͫ̄̑̅ͨ͟͟e̵̼̻̻̺̮͓͈̞͇ͧͪ́͡ ͎͎̘͓̠̙̊̀ͧ̒ͤ͡t̠̬͚̙ͧ̇̃ͬͯ̚̚͞ͅh̴̦ͨ̇̓̋̋̿́͗͝ĕ̶̱̩̱͎̝̆̔͐̑́̚ ̙͈̪͎̒̓͊̂ͤ̓͗̒̀͟ḧ̫̝͓͉͟i̧̲̘͛͋͒͠v̸̸̡̼̯̞̠̮̳̩ͩ̈́͂ͯͨͦͤ̆ͦe̖̟͆̀̕-̀ͥ̌͏̀͏̗͎̻̲͔̬͕ͅm̶̜̭̱͙̝̆̑̓ͣ͞͝iͯ̑̍̃̚҉̬̜̲n̢̥̞̘̲̟͇͚ͩ͒̋̑ͦ̉̐̀ḍ̛͖̘͖͐͞ ̙̠̮̯̼̥̼͊͛̅̈̾ͯͬ̀͞r͇͙͙̗͔̩̲̗̣̔̏ȩ̮̙̜̲̀ͣ̆ͫͭ́p̿̃͌͂́͜͏͇͉̮̣̲͙ȓ̵̮̃̓ͯ̀̿͡͝e̻̳̪͔̥̰̤̒̾̆ͭ̏͒s̷̭͛̿͌ͭͯ̾̚͝é͍͎̖͇͙̝͇̻̋̋̄͐͊ͪ̒̓͠͡ṅ̡̜̬͖̰̣̰̭̃͂͟t͍̙͈̠̹̲͎ͣ̈͂̇ͯ̃́̆ị̡̧̙̦̮͓̞ͧͬ̓ͮ̐ͫ̈́n̗̥̻̣͇̅̏̆̑ͬ̔̈́̏̚g̖̓͒ ͔̱͕̋̿͒̄ͮ̂̚͢͞c̵̨̜͇̝ͯ͒̄̈́͑͠h̨̯̘̦ͦ́ͭ̽͂̎̂á͕̙̼ͨ̓͌̀̊ͤͫ̿͜o̴͖̘͆̽͌ͬͭͥ̊̐͡s̠̩̻̦̚͢͝ͅ.͈̣̻̈́̈́͆ͤ̎ͮ̓̀̀ ̹̭̮̥̟̫̞̼̎I̢̼͕̱̦̳͍̝͖̖ͩ̂͋̏̚̚̚͠͠n͕͙͕̖̲ͩ̓̾͊ͤ͂̂͜͟͠ͅv́̆ͪ̉͂͆̉̚͏̯͈̭͞o̤̗͚̗̻̲͓ͦ͆͊ͨ͜͠͝k̶̢͕̤̭̗͚̪̝̜̔̐ͭͭ̍́̚i͔͆́͡ͅnͬͬͣ̆̍̉̃̍͢҉̝͇͔̪͎g͛ͭ͏͜͏̺̝͓͙̣ ͎̜̽ͬ́͞t͈̯͆̀ͤ̒ͨͦ͒ͤ̎̕h̺̹̣͈̹̮͐̍̏̕e͖̠͓͖ͯ͂̂ͅ ̵̟̗͖͓̾͂̓̔̚͞f̟͉̯͉̗̗̦͕ͭ̈͌ͯͭͅe̴̵̱̠͕͍̱̿̽̽͗̾ẽ͓̖̅̔̇͗ͬͩ̚͜l̬͙ͧ̾ͤͮi̪͖̫̤̱̮̙ͯ̕ń̥̦̻̫̠͔̥̺̒ͭͪ̿̐ͥ̊̇͟g̦͉̭̟̙͕̍͞ ̪̳ͯ͑ͣͩ̈ô̢̋͏̤̮̤̲͇ͅf̨̭̼ͯ͒̃́̈̏̏̌̚͝ ̢͚̜̀̋̽͒ͨcͩ҉̜̜̣͠h̴̷̩̪͆̿͑̎̏̈̎a̺̫̜ͫͦ̍̎ͤ̌̾o̖̪̳̮͖ͮ͂ͣ̌ͮ̌̒̚͟ͅs̨͈̰̞̙̮̺͚̞ͧ͟.̼̬̫̼̠̂͂͆ ͕͓̜̣̭̖̟̬͖̍̍̈́̃̽̑͗̓Ẃ͜͏͔̱͉͚ȋ̹̘̦̈́͒ͮ̑̉ͫt̺͙̠̣̆̌h̙͙̦̫̳̠̋ͣ͂̀̅́͠ ̶͎̬̥̒̒̄͝ơ̻̘̲̼̠̠̼͛̔ṷ̡̟͙ͮͫ͋̀͂͊͊̽͞t̷̰̫̻͔̘̭̦̍̉͑͊̉̈ͫ͘ ̸̮͙̞̹̲ͪ̋͂̈́ͦ̅͌̀̚o̸̱͚̟̩̲̩͑r̟̘̹̜̮͎͚̘͚̾ͤ̀d̴̳͙̻ͦͫ͒ͩͮͬͯ̒ͧȩ̪̱͓̪̭͓̼̼͈̋͝r̴̺͔̞̗͍̜ͬ̑ͭ̇ͦ́ͭ̚͢.̨̢̤̬̑̇͐͆ ̸͇̣̮̮̓ͮͅT͎̜̞̬̜̪̝̮̆̑́͜͡h̸̛͍͙̯̽ͨͪ͘ĕ͍͖̥͎̦͉ͨ͐ͤ̏ͬ͐͜͟ ̲̞͙͇̲͚̄̊̒͑́́͡ͅN̴̞̫̳͈̱͖̤ͣ̏͐́͌͡e͍̟͆ͦͭͬ͂̄̐̂̋z͔̪̱̪̲ͦ͜͡p̮̗̟̭͉̘̐̆ͪ̽̓ͫͭȅͥͪͦ̚͏̗ȓ̷̴͔̰̗̦̓͝d͍͇͖̬̲ͮ̽̄̚í̵̹͈͍̠͕̖̒̑̿ͅa̴̸̛̙̭̠̬͔͈̲͆̾ͮ̌͂ͣņ̷̣̞̘̞̽̐̊̽̏͂͊ ͔̹ͩh͎̠͉͈̞̹͇̍͢͝ì̶̮̺̘̪̯̽̆̽̈̀͂͆v̵̧̹̹͕̣̬͙͖̣ͥ̈́̀̌ͨ̒̊̀e̡̗̲̘̟̩̯͒̄ͭ̌ͯ-͔̰̝̠̮ͨͮͧ͒ͭͯ͝mͪ҉̘̘̮̣́͘i̵̠̰̣̹̝̯̝͉ͯ͊̈́̑̑̊̓͠nͮ̊ͣ̓҉̞͕͍̳̰̬̤͠dͧͥ҉̮̲̭͝ͅͅ ̓̍ͣ̒͋͏̝͎o̵͚̯̓ͮf̠͔̙̫̪̮͖͓̽́͝͞ ̧̧̦̩͕͉̮̫͍ͮ̌̃ͭ̈͑ͨͮc̵̘̱̣ͪ̍͑̇ͬ̽ͮ͡ͅh̻͇̗̗͔̍a̲͇ͥ̑̆͂ͧ̓̿͋́̀͞o̸̥͙̘̍̉͌̀̏̓́s̻̪̈́̓̃͋.̢̧͙̹͎̼̅ ̠̑ͧ̎̓͒̓̎͋́Z͚̙̣̖̝̘͈̮̝͗̽a̡̡͚̼͖̮̻̦̺̮ͭ̒̌ͩ͋ͨl̵̛̼̘̹͔̞̼̹͔ͦ̎̆̋͆͋ͬ̑̀ģ̹̞͍͇̹̥͗͘o̡̢̪̖̗̳̰ͭ͐̑͞.͇̥̺̒̐̽ͯ͐ͥ͘ͅ ̬̖ͮ̈̽ ͚̮͎̙̜̤̖̬ͥ̀͛ͬ̊̌̃̄͝͞H̶͉̗̱͔̟̪̦̀ͥ͛̊̒̚ḛ̷̢̞̹͂͒̽ͦͭ̈́͋ͭ̄ ̦̳̜̼̠͈͖͔ͩͧ͆ẃ̹̮ͯ̃ͭ͆̅h̷̭̰̜́̇ͬͧͦͯ̈͐ȯ̵̬͓̃̾͐͡ ̱͉͋̿͐̈́̉̿Ẉ̸̶̨̼͔̝̺͔͕̜̻̊͐ͯͨaͮ̂͊̀ͫ̽̉̋͌͏̺͓͓̩i̠͔̘ͨ̇ţ̟̟̬̠͕͂̑̑ͬͫ̋̆͠s̴̩̬̼͖̤͕̪ͩ̔͊̃ͤ͂͌͞ ̢ͨ͞҉̩͉̫̯̼̥B̡͈͖̜̙͔͍̝̙͆̏ͪ̋̄̎͗̋́̚e̵̶̜̳͖̺̼͎͕ͨ́̿̌̐͆͊̉̀h̶̢̭͙͈͕̦̟̳͚͑ͨͩ͐i̴̟̯̘ͦͤ͋̊̈́ͮ͡n̵͕̟̭̆ͪ̐d̶͍̽͊̒ͫͥ̄̐͘͡ ̬̰̦̳͈̯̪̄̊ͮ͒͞͝Ṯ̵̻̮͍̩̯̹́̊̒͆̾ͫ́h̢͓̰̯͊̃͘͘e̹̖͇̘͖̪̰̭͉ͥ̀̑̒ͮͨ͌ͭ͡ ̟͉͔̱̫̩ͨͦ͟ͅW̦̖͍̠͙͍̰̒ͦ̂ͣ͜͝ä̖͖̬͕͆̽̇́̽͞l You: asl? Stranger: fail You: ...? Stranger: stop going on 4chan you piece of fat shit Stranger: >=( Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36821. The person you are chatting with cannot read this. Stranger: the game You: hey asl? Stranger: over 9000/cumdumpster/behind u You: OH FUCK! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Lol I totally went on omegle on a school laptop cause it wasen't blocked for whatever reason and almost got in hugeee trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherry Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Stranger: hi You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Stranger: you f or m You: the origin planet Stranger: im a ghost You: we don't have gender here You: genders* Stranger: im micheal jaksons ghost You: oh yeah? Stranger: what are u alien You: like you said im an alien Stranger: ohh u little w***************a You: dude you type so slowly Stranger: so do you You: i dont Stranger: yeh u do You: naah Stranger: aha You: so how it feels being a ghost? Stranger: kool cant die You: of course you cant die again. You: stupid Stranger: f u You: screw you Stranger: nigga You: gangstaaaaaa Stranger: thanks You: cool bye Stranger: white ckfkcxhkidkyu -- Stranger: Hey! You: everybody loves kung fu fighting Stranger: rofl Stranger: You: do you Stranger: Well if I'm somebody and everybody does, then of course! You: if you'd say no I would kick your ass Stranger: lol. You: so? Stranger: So. Stranger: I just watched My Sister's Keeper. Stranger: With my best guy friend. Stranger: And he cried. And I didn't. You: is he gay Stranger: And thenn I laughed because he cried. Stranger: Noo! You: okay cool Stranger: I don't think so anyway.. You: lets dance You: party party party Stranger: Woot woot woot You: las vegas! Stranger: Viva Las Vegas! You: oh yeah Stranger: Viva Viagra! Stranger: :/. You: oh no Stranger: That's weird... You: what's weird?viagra? Stranger: The commercials for Viagra You: i havent seen any Stranger: Oh.. You: okay bye You: see you in heaven Stranger: Okay lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Can you meet me halfway? Stranger: right on the boderline? You: Thats where imma wait.. Stranger: for you You: YAY! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Knock, knock! Stranger: Please enter your username. You: Satan Stranger: *** This username is reserved. You: Achmedhjuygdbuja . Stranger: Try again. Stranger: *** Your username must not contain any spaces (' '). You: Whatthefuck Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOLWUTTTTTTTTT? You: helleuu! Stranger: hi You: where u from? Stranger: wisconsin You: LOL just like the that 70's show people You: AWESOME Your conversational partner has disconnected. HAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Fucking epic! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Bella? Its me, Edward! Stranger: Edward????? Stranger: How are you??? Stranger: It's been so long! You: Bella! Stranger: Yes, that's me! You: I want you to sparkle with me! Stranger: But I don't Stranger: I don't like you anymore Stranger: You cheated me You: No! It was a lie! You: Blame Jacob! Stranger: Jacob?? Stranger: But I do love him! You: Bastard werewolf! Stranger: What are you going to do? Stranger: If you touch him... Stranger: You'll suffer Stranger: I'm telling you You: He will die to my hands! You: I love you Bella! Stranger: But I don't like you!! Stranger: You're not the same Stranger: You've changed Stranger: You're not that cute little vampire I've met before You: I am a dark being. You: I cant read your thoughts, but I sure can feel that we've grown apart! Stranger: We must go in separade ways now Edward! You: NO! Bella! Stranger: I'm sorry Edward Stranger: But it need to go like this You: I'm screaming I love you, but my thoughts you cant decode! You: How'd we get here, when I used to know you so well? Stranger: How'd we get here, I think I know uow uoooooowooooo Stranger: ooooooooooo o o You: How can I decide what's right, when you're clouding up my mind? Stranger: I can't win your losing fight You: Well, not this time Stranger: Nor could I ever own what's mine You: Do you see what we've done? Were gonna make such fools of ourselves! Stranger: Well, I think I know Stranger: There is something I see in you You: You will take away my pride, no not this time. Stranger: It might kill me, I want it to be true You: The truth is hiding in your eyes Stranger: And is hanging on my tongue You: Just boiling in my blood Stranger: But you think that I can't see You: What kind of man that you are, if you're a man at all. Stranger: Well, I will figure this one out Stranger: on my own You: *badass guitar solo* Stranger: How did we get here You: There is something I see in you Stranger: It might kill me, I want it to be true Stranger: Edward, good bye You: No! Bella! Stranger: C'mon Jacob Stranger: Let's get out of here You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: See you in another life You: Remember, I love you! Stranger: I will Stranger: *sound of a werewolf* Stranger: bwahahhahahaha You: Bye Bella. Stranger: *Waving hands* Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 That was CLASS. lol. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: IS THAT YOU, SAMUEL? Stranger: yep You: I thought you were dead Stranger: nope im here You: Shit, son! well, we gotta find my Grandma. Stranger: we? You: Remeber her cookies, dood? You: *remember Stranger: yeah i love some cookies, i wana go get some of those You: well, we gotta go fight that ninja zombie. then she'll bake cookies and we'll be all happy. Stranger: k sweet hit me up when the cookies are ready You: same ol' sam. never doing his part. biznatch.. Stranger: haha fuck ninja zombies i just want some cookies You: shiiit. the ninja zombie... WAS REALL A MALE STRIPPER. Stranger: damn You: *REALLY You: I know. You: he's naked. except for a tube sock. Stranger: ee You: 1 tube sock You: wanna go fight the slut? Stranger: hellz yeah man Stranger: lets get that bitch You: let's dooo it! Stranger: alright lemme go get my silver bullets or something You: hell yes. You: ready? Stranger: yes You: there he is, the on with the tube sock, not with the twinkle lights. Stranger: ok lets get em Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 A bunch of faggots on there if you ask me. lol honry girls horny guys webcams and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherry Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 rofl @ Ernie's convo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Thought I'd show y'all this. Well, I had a very long epic chat about Harry Potter, but I didn't copy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkeleton Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 ^ lolololol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Stranger: Hi i am male 20 years old from Turkey.I would like to have a superior chat.If you desire too.Let’s start chatting. You: Helloooooooooooooooooo You: supppppppp You: hi You: .. Stranger: heeeee Stranger: do you want You: what Stranger: tell me your personal Stranger: details You: nah itsk Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.