I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Ahaha, I could quote Simpsons all day.... From the Halloween Special, when Homer buys the matter transporter and Bart's asking if he can borrow it. Homer: Sorry son, no can do. This isn't a toy, it's a very sensitive piece of equipment, and if there's even one little mistake, KA-BLAMMO! *punches through the transporter, ending up punching Lisa who's upstairs* Lisa: Ow! Someone just punched me in the face! Homer: It was your mother! xD aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (you dont understand how hard i just laughed to myself o_O) just cause i could so see that happening to me in my family hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Homer Simpson is my hero. "Save me Jeebus!" xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Some of my fav random homer quotes Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman... and I have no interest in that; besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing! hahahahaha Homer: Hey, this man is not breathing. Don't people usually breathe? Homer: I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powered gravy I found in the parking lot. LOL Homer: ... and I'm not impressed easily... Wow! A blue car!! Homer: Without TV, it is hard to know when one day ends and another begins. Homer: And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?hahahahaa Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Homer is teh best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.[looks through binoculars] Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me! Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!" Chris: Smart-ass motherfucker! [fires missile at terrorist jeep] LOL I completely forgot about that part I need to watch Team America again And those are awesome Homer quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMaramore Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 "Life's like that neighbor of yours. And sometimes you have to grab that whore by the hair and beat her with her own stilletos." I'm proud to give that credit to my 5th grade teacher!. haha yesh. I wrote that one, but seriously, all the credit go's to my 5th grade teacher...she was my neighbor, and she was a whore....haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Misery Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmurderxlovex Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 southpark quotehhss "i have an ear infection how about you?" -little girl -boys thinks tries to get out of saying he has lice and says: "i have....AIDS" "you see mom all the kids at school were told to bring a picture of their mom's breasts for anatomy class." -kyle "i dont kno son that sounds aw-full-ee strange you cannot hav a picture of my hot breasts" - cartman pretending to b kyle's mom "but mom, the teacher will-" "nonono u gotta go but moooooommm" "but moom" "but moooooooomm" x] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheap_perfume Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 will and grace is my FAVORITE show. it's so funny, so i got some quotes from there. Grace: You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now? Will: "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"? Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay. Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay. Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay? Grace: My dog knew. Jack: Let's touch tummies! Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass. Will: Ow. Grace: What? Will: Could we talk about your toenails? Grace: I'm sorry. I'll cut them. Will: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators? Grace: Ok, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far: apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing?... Cake. We need cake. Will: Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that? Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay. Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Dave: That's a waste fof film! Some chick: You're a waste of film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 "I wanna stick my tongue in every one of your mouths." Dave Grohl on stage last night. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheap_perfume Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 ^ HAHAHA. wow. i love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Haha, yeah, it conjured a very sexy image. Have you seen the size of hsi tongue?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 LMAO!...cant say i have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 HOMIGAD!!! That's amazing. I love him sooo much:kiss: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 LMAO!...cant say i have? Now you have. xP He's on the left BTW if you didn't already know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 "Hello. You're sexy. You're a very sexy little mic." - Josh after singing let the flames beigin at a london show "omg now that i felt, thats what musics all about, and you thought it was all about who we were dating and how big my boobs were" - Hayley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Now you have. xP He's on the left BTW if you didn't already know. lol of course and Josh Homme is next to him? He does have a rather long tongue bahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yes, that is Teh Joshua. Speaking of Josh: "Now, it's not just you and me who know you're a fucking asshole it's everybody. Thank you, it was nice to see you here: you cock-smoking fuckhole!" On stage in London, after pointing out the guy throwing stuff at him. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm-A-Parawhore Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 hahahahaha puts me in mind of a live show NOFX done and someone spat on fatmike and it landed on his hand/fretboard and he just looked and was like who done that!...and was like pinch him! everyone pinch him...no dont punch him i'll get sued but everyone to pinch him yeah you dont like they now do you?! huh?!...and said some other stuff but i cant remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 From Die Hard 4.0. "You just killed a helicopter with a car!" "I was out of bullets." xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauko Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Chad Smith (rhcp) Interviewer: So Chad, tell us the process of the Chili Peppers' songwriting. Chad: You know what? I'll be honest with you. I write the lyrics, I write the bass parts, I write the guitar parts, and I write the drum parts, and I play them all in the albums. The other 3 guys you see on stage? Puppets. “I'm a master skin flute player” Anthony Kiedis (also rhcp) "I think all people who are born in Detroit end up looking like Iggy Pop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 More Simpsons! Marge: Oh Homie, are you really going to ignore Grandpa for the rest of your life? Homer: Of course not. I'm just going to ignore him for the rest of his life! *the guys at Moe's are arguing over who looks after the bar when Moe goes away* Moe: Now then, I don't want to start a whizzing competition! Or do I? *cuts to the back ally where Homer's zipping himself up* Homer: WOO HOO! Lenny: Oh come on, that was wind assisted! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 lmfao james i saw that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 And another....from the one with the alien in... Homer: Um, I'm ready to answer any questions you might have about the alien. Dr. Hibbert: Is the alien silicon-based or carbon-based? Homer: The first phone, zilliphone. Next question! Barney: Is the alien Santa Claus? Homer: Um...yes! Next question! Flanders: Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane? Homer: This interview is over! *slams door* *a weather vane falls off the roof and lands on the doorstep* xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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