Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 kick him in the face aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 designer lubes?!!? man, you're a douche. lmfao. I JK I JK and my rant is theres this woman on tv and shes weighing her boobs and they come to 900g each. and they're an I cup. :| :| FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Yeah designer lubes! Next time your in boots goto the condom isle and there is loads of them like £5 each right next to the cock rings My rant is that I hate that gok wang guy for having all those naked women on tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 kick 'er in the face.shuts 'em up a treat ;D lol. good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Yeah designer lubes! Next time your in boots goto the condom isle and there is loads of them like £5 each right next to the cock rings My rant is that I hate that gok wang guy for having all those naked women on tv lmfao. oh my. the only lube i ever got was the durex play lube. which came free with the condoms from connexions and fiz ;D 12 free condoms a hit, your askin for it ;D haha ironic how im gay, yet have over 200 condoms now :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 lmfao.oh my. the only lube i ever got was the durex play lube. which came free with the condoms from connexions and fiz ;D 12 free condoms a hit, your askin for it ;D haha ironic how im gay, yet have over 200 condoms now :] Haha that's the stuff which we call designer lube because it costs too much. We never got free condoms at school which is there were so many pregnant girls in my year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 my other rant is when i breathe in and out, because of my cold, i sound like darth vader. its really sexy. ;] lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Haha that's the stuff which we call designer lube because it costs too much. We never got free condoms at school which is there were so many pregnant girls in my year lmao thats designer? fuckin hell. what lube do YOU use then?! haha jkz jkz we only get 2 packets of lube with each 12 condoms. =[ bit lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 lmaothats designer? fuckin hell. what lube do YOU use then?! haha jkz jkz we only get 2 packets of lube with each 12 condoms. =[ bit lame. Oi it's like £5 and comes in funky coloured bottles we used asda lub it's a cheap as chips Why the hell does my cable keep going off? Doesn't get affected in adverse weather conditions my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Oi it's like £5 and comes in funky coloured bottles we used asda lub it's a cheap as chips Why the hell does my cable keep going off? Doesn't get affected in adverse weather conditions my arse lmao oh my xD we dont have an asda here, so we're stuck with the free lube. hahahaha you hardly get anything in it anyway. its not even enough to last you through one time. its silly behaviour. and we stole like, 7 packs of condoms from morrissons once and they came with cock rings so i sold them to some guy for £30 lmfao i was like, YESS!! PARTY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Haha those cock rings are a rip! They cost like £7, dont work well and you can only use them once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 lmaothats designer? fuckin hell. what lube do YOU use then?! haha jkz jkz we only get 2 packets of lube with each 12 condoms. =[ bit lame. spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 I like to call them "Rain Coats"... Anyways, I was able to dodge a bullet on this Flu thing, But my shoulders feel so bad. What is wrong with me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 My boyfriend told some guys at the bar his plans for the future. He'll move out from his appartment end of the spring (no idea where he's going to live for the summer) and the next semester he's going to study in Japan. I'm afraid that if we still are together by then, would he dump me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrLittleDecoy Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 i don't wanna run for 12 minutes in PE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 i don't wanna run for 12 minutes in PE. It's tough. I ran about 2200 metres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 spit. i heard that feels great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Ugh @ job-searching. But no-one else can do it for me I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 IT'S TOO FKNG COLD IN THIS CLASSROOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 i heard that feels great yep and its freeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 hellz yeahh. my rant today is that SOMEONE is a complete lying bullshitter, and needs to sort their priorities out. argh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 I'm tired and i'm stressed and have epic PMS. BAD TIMES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 ^ Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 I'm tired and i'm stressed and have epic PMS. BAD TIMES. yes, your bum looks big in that, no i dont love you, im trying to watch the footie so fuck off, and no you cant go shopping. deal with it. *runs from pms beast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 *snarls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 pfft stay away from me whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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