{Alice Cullen} Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear body, Quit being a piece of shit. Seriously, i wish i could return you and get a refund. What did i ever do to you, huh? I mean i've treated you pretty damn good in the 25 years that i've had you. I know i had a bad accident when i was younger, but it's like you have been getting back at me for that ever since. Get over it, that was 11 years ago, k? No need to give me seizures, depression, thyroid problems, appendictis, and other shit. It's getting old. Sincerely, Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 To whom it may concern, I don't want to be with you anymore. I did for the longest time, but now that I have spent time talking to you, I have decided that you exemplify every reason why I don't like most people. Signed, Someone who doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Holly, You're the most amazing girl on the planet! love, sam<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 LOLZ. Dear radio, How the feck am I supposed to fix you? I'm rather confuddled here and need mah moosic. Gaw. Shanwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear webmd, I'm not sure, but I don't think I have ovarian cancer. Signed, The guy searching for why his back hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Dad, Reply dammit. The least favourite child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear me, Think before talking. Signed, Dave PS I still love you, but I'm not in love with you. PPS What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOPthissong! Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Homework fuck off so I can relax. No one likes you Becca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Dave, You are just too funny. And if that post above was serious... Well, I'll start to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Shannon, It was definitely in jest. Signed, Someone who is a little lost right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Mom, Plz let me go see Nevershoutnever with Ryan. :( I'll love you forever! Signed, your least favorite child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Sam, I'm the least favourite child too. I know how you feel. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear waffle,You are SO annoying. Please go away, Alyssa Dear Alyssa, YES! Yours sincerely, Ross Dear Taylor, It's the Teletubbies, not the Tellitubbies, stop blaspheming them. Yours sincerely, Ronald. It's rich that you're trying to correct someone's spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Ross, Someones gotta keep that waffle in check :] Hes got some problems. -Alyssa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Ross,Someones gotta keep that waffle in check :] Hes got some problems. -Alyssa Alyssa, Tell me about it! I shudder to think what would happen if he got his hands on some syrup! Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ross, I don't even want to think about that! Did his parents not give him enough love when he was a baby waffe? He turned out so wrong?! Alyssa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Alyssa, There could be many causes for him going off the rails. They could have used ice cream instead of syrup. So instead of a warm, yummy topping, we get a cold one. This brings about all sorts of problems. What if you have sensitive teeth? What if the ice cream flavour does not compliment the waffle? This is a bad road to go down... Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ross, You are onto something! I almost feel sorry for him, with the ice cream trauma he went through, but then I remember what a creeper he is...and all my sympathy is gone. Perhaps next time he says something inappropriate/obnoxious, we should hunt him down and throw boiling hot syrup on him. Maybe that will warm up his icy cold heart . It'll be like a waffle exorcism :] Alyssa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Alyssa, What we need is some sort of automatic syrup cannon. Would be perfect for this sort of task. It'll be a more tasty version of the Salem witch hunt! Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Ross and Alyssa, You guys be makin meh LOL. Love ya'll. -Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Tahler, I hear you lol-ing on the phone Spin that record babe, Alyssa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Taylor, Anytime. Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Sam,I'm the least favourite child too. I know how you feel. Me. Dear Shannon, it's nice to know someone else knows how it feels! it's so annoying! sam<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Uhliza, I HEAR YOUR VOICE TOO! Spin that waffle, crepper! Wait, no...don't do that, Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dear Rosseh Wosseh, Taylorrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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