the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 http://www.omegle.com Check it out! Here's mine: "Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: We are currently testing Omegle's chat function. If you see this message please disconnect. If you fail to disconnect in 60 seconds your computer may crash. Stranger: sup cunt You: 45 Seconds Stranger: oh shit! You: 40 Seconds Your conversational partner has disconnected." Go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Scared: Stranger: Help me You: umm.... bye! Stranger: i need your help Stranger: i dont have much time Stranger: no dont leave You: just don't kill yourself You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i keep getting fucking foreign twats who cant speak english Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i keep getting fucking foreign twats who cant speak english They're the funnest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NIGGER! Stranger: I'm not black. Stranger: I'm caucasian You: homos Stranger: :/ You: we burn them Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I EAT BABIES! You: and poo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 lol how mature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like small wooden ducks? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I almost had a conversation Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: fuck off You: thats a bit mean Stranger: sorry You: :L Stranger: Stranger: granny shagger You: do you only insult people? You should open up, let your real emotions out You: Stranger: do u giv good hair cut You: depends what you mean by that You: I give good.. all round care, kinda like Zohan You: but thats female only Stranger: i anmm female You: :L awesome Stranger: You: I'm kind of disturbed, I think I should leave now :L Stranger: yyyyyyy You: not sure I'm not even sure why i'm on here Stranger: lol You: omegle 3 You have disconnected. Not sure what I was trying to do there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 huh. i remain unimpressed. Stranger: heeeey Stranger: how r u? You: im supposed to create a hilarious chat with a stranger to post on a forum so everyone thinks i'm cool and funny and awesome You: will you comply ? You: or will i have to shoot your family first ? You: i'm not bothered either way Stranger: i think that you have to kill yourself first You: hmmmn. not convinced that'd win them over You: might make a bit of a mess Stranger: and than......... you can do something You: well, you've been alot of help, thanks chum Stranger: you are welcom You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: did you know that 10% of women who are raped have an orgasm? Stranger: no i didnt You: mind says no but body says yes Stranger: i figured the amount was higher You: yeh they always seem to like it when i do it Stranger: clever You: thank you Stranger: took awhile for you to think that shit up, did it? You: nope Stranger: oh Stranger: sweet You: yuhuh Stranger: asl? You: 17/m/uk you? Stranger: shit Stranger: i dont want you raping me Stranger: it might feel good Stranger: 17/f/cananda You: i only rape when im in a bad mood Stranger: oh Stranger: what puts you in a bad mood? Stranger: You: black people You: and gays Stranger: well go find some Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: hello You: bonsoir Stranger: french? You: non You: oui ? You: je ne sais pas Stranger: no^^ Stranger: i´m german You: ...oh dear. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 this is pretty fun afterall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 this is jokes *bookmarked* You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CHOCOLATE BUTTONS! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 This is a bit of a long one: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NOOO You: DON'T DO IT You: FUCKIN A TIN CAN IS WRONG Stranger: This is an automated message: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities. You: hmm.. why would mike be using an automated message? Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: hmm.... this is quite convincing Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: that one was a bit slow Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: slow again Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: just copy and paste, its quicker Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: ctrl+v is quicker than that You: its true Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: nah Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: you haven't got the hang of it yet Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: there we go! Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: you're good at this You: no You: that one was too early Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: poor Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: that one was good though Stranger: This is an automated message: Please issue complaints to Customer Support You: early again You: come on! 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Andrew Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You: ahoy Stranger: 16+24 Stranger: =? You: 40 Stranger: 48+98 You: I am not a calculator Stranger: WHAT! You: I'm an abacus Stranger: FUCK.......... You: with only 40 balls Stranger: better than 2 eh You: yes You: how many do you have? Stranger: 1 You: is your name Adolf? Stranger: i'm a football You: oh I see Stranger: no its jade Stranger: jade goody You: nice Stranger: you heard of me You: may I kick you? Stranger: please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 this is pretty fun afterall. Does it get your seal of approval? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You: Hello? You: Defiance? Stranger: No Stranger: Astley Stranger: Rick Astley You: then im not intersted You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you You: Damn rickrolled AGAIN! Stranger: haha Stranger: dont cry WHY WHY WHY ME WHYYY XDDDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Does it get your seal of approval? you always get my seal of approval, baby. ...wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 you always get my seal of approval, baby. ...wait. your cheating on me???!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You: Hello?You: Defiance? Stranger: No Stranger: Astley Stranger: Rick Astley You: then im not intersted You have disconnected. WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 you always get my seal of approval, baby. ...wait. ...don't stop baby. ...hang on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: what puts you in a bad mood? Stranger: You: black people You: and gays :nono::nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 WIN! I'm full of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 :nono::nono: It was a joke. Don't start a racist debate on here. kthanxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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