Guro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bye Shanny! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Oh! wanna sleep with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah! wanna sleep with somebody With somebody who fucks me Stranger: um, i'm gay You: brother from another mother! Stranger: huh? You: I'm sleeptalking, on the internet Your conversational partner has disconnected. He was stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bye Shannon! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I got an ornage in mah bum bum You: Oh noez! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Lmfao, they were both good James and Guro, toodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: heerlijk You: Met je gladde hand over je penis Stranger: o_o You: x'DD You: You understood the last word isn't it? xD Bye shann! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YO Stranger: how could i forget that I had given her an extra key Stranger: all the time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me Stranger: hey You: CRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG DAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD Stranger: that is my name Stranger: holy cow Stranger: wtf You: HLY FUCK! You: THE Craig David?? Stranger: ahhhh get out of my mind Stranger: actually no Stranger: it's Marcy Stranger: sorry You: Oh You: fine then. Stranger: i made a mistake Your conversational partner has disconnected. Dammit, I wanted CRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIG DAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVIIIIIIDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Touch ma bumz! You: DOn't be shy! Stranger: vai te fude Stranger: ? You: WE ARE THE CHEEKY GIRLS Stranger: PORRA You: YOU ARE THE CHEEKY BOY Stranger: SORI You: Suck my dick and call me Stacy! Stranger: AI DONTI ESPIAK INGLICH You: FUCKIN CUNT! You have disconnected. Fucking foreigners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ omg both, amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WOODEN LADDERS You: Talk to me Stranger: I love wooden ladders You: Beautiful You: How much? Stranger: 12 You: 12 Wooden Ladders? Stranger: you bet You: Thats a lot of Wood darling You: Start the bidding at £20? You: DO I HEAR £20? Stranger: 20! You: GENUINE WOODEN LADDERS You: WE HAVE £20!! Stranger: 30 You: WE HAVE £30! You: ANY MORE? You: DO I HEAR 40? You: NO 40? Stranger: um Stranger: 42 You: 42!!! You: GOING ONCE You: GOING TWICE You: SOLD FOR 42! Stranger: EXCELLENT! You: Beautiful!!! You: Can I interest you in a WOODEN cabinet? Stranger: hmm You: Long legs Stranger: hyeah sure You: Just like my first wife You: Opens up easily You: Just like my second wife Stranger: Sleeps with strippers? You: How much will you pay? Stranger: like my thrid? Stranger: 17 You: 17 WHAT? You: ELEPHANTS? You: SPECIFY You: What currency am I dealing with here? Stranger: 17 children You: 17 Children? You: with me? Stranger: yes You: Listen, you dont just jump into bed with G3vans! You: You need to wine and dine him You: Take him out some place expensive Stranger: I'm assuming that comes with the cabinet You: Give him a foot massage You: Then you get 10 minutes, max You: That's all it takes with G3vans You: But anyway... You: WOODEN CABINET? You: I'm losing you here darling, respond You: You dont ignore G3vans You: Bad mistake You: My 3rd wife made that mistake You: You don't want to know how that story ends You: Trust me You: It involves ferrets, A man from Napal named "Toku" and a lot of pickles You: I'll leave you to do the math Darling You: HANG ABOUT, HANG ABOUT! You: You don't ignore G3vans love! Stranger: I'm back You: Beautiful Stranger: I had to "tend" to a customer You: AH, she's a fiesty one! You: What was he like> You: Tall, Dark Hansom? You: Sounds like my 4th Wife Stranger: haha Stranger: That is exactly what he/she was like You: Enough about me though darling, what about you? You: Got any good Wooden Ladders? You: Ah tell you what, let me tell you a story You: There was a man named G3vans Stranger: I love stories Stranger: go on You: He was beginning to get pissed off with the lack of response he was getting from his customer You: KEEP UP DARLING! You: Do you have a name? Stranger: ok You: OK? You: What kind of name is that? You: Are you from Napal? Stranger: It's my african name You: Beautiful You: I don't deel with Africans, sorry You: Nothing to do with me, I swear Stranger: Well I'm not african You: Talk to the gentleman upstairs You: You're not? Stranger: i just have an african name You: Beautiful! You: Lets talk Wooden Chairs ok You: Got any? You: ok I NEED your co-operation Stranger: I have two wooden chairs You: What do you do when 4 gay friends come to visit? You: Turn them upside down? You: HAHAHAHA BEAUTIFUL You: Thank you Stranger: Where are my wooden ladders You: Much Love You: Goodnight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 This one is a little strange, and very random. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: H You: E You: Y Stranger: i like you. Stranger: H Stranger: O Stranger: W Stranger: A Stranger: R Stranger: E Stranger: Y Stranger: O Stranger: U You: I You: A You: M You: A You: W You: F You: U You: L Stranger: f Stranger: i Stranger: n Stranger: e Stranger: t Stranger: h Stranger: a Stranger: n Stranger: k Stranger: s Stranger: what's up? You: My bestfriend is sleeping with my mother, right above me. Stranger: i seee. You: really? are you outside my house? freak. You: Mars to freak. Stranger: yeah, i am :/ You: That's just creepy. Stranger: a little. You: yah. You: I'm sleeptalking. Stranger: i seeeeeeeeer Stranger: *seeeeee You: ser du? Stranger: yah You: du er en tufs. Stranger: err, Stranger: turd. You: feck you. Stranger: eerrr You: eerr what? Stranger: eeer your face You: eer your ear. Stranger: eeeer your toe. You: eeer your nose. Stranger: eeeer your belly-button. You: eeer your knee Stranger: eeer your foot. You: eeer, we should stop Stranger: eeer, yeah. You: eeer, that was very random. Stranger: eeer, it was indeed. You: eeer, i love the word 'indeed' it's wicked Stranger: eeer, me too. Stranger: eeeer a/s/l btw? You: eeer, i never remember the different on those. Stranger: eeer, age sex location ;L You: eeer, 23, female, la france You: eeer, you? Stranger: eeer, 14, female, UK You: eeer, cyewl Stranger: eer, bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 LOL at both at those!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 LOL at both at those!! Haha, your flank one was pretty epic too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Can't belive you posted this on ap.net without searching. I figured that's where you got this from! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: You stink like rotten fish Stranger: of course Stranger: guess ill never be able to keep my hands of it.. Stranger: it's my curse.. You: yeah, i bet. You: my curse is to fall of chairs. Stranger: oh, must be painful You: Sure is, my friend Stranger: I feel you man, I really do You: i think we have a connection Stranger: Yeah, I feel it too You: I think you're my soulmate Stranger: dude... I know you're mine You: I am everyones soulmate. i'm a god Stranger: oh dear.. Stranger: we've met before Stranger: trippy You: are you jesus? son? Stranger: dad! where have you been?! been looking all over for the past 2000 years You: I've been in every church in the world! Why didn't you go look there? Stranger: ehrm no... read that bible those humans wrote, looked like.. every where but there! Stranger: bushes and shit Stranger: man i've missed you.. You: you too son, you too. Stranger: so what have you been up to? except hanging in churches Stranger: bet you've done some seriously fun stuff without me.. You: jumping on clouds, mostly. Stranger: wow, that sounds like fun... Stranger: mind if I tag along sometime? You: not at all. I'm gonna beat you in a race tho, i kick ass in those! Stranger: bet you do! Stranger: wow dad.. I almost start to cry over here, it's been so long.. You: way to long of you ask me. but aren'y you suppose to be dead? isn't that why we have easter or something? Connection imploded. Lols, weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HAAALOOO Stranger: hi You: GOOOOOD Day Madam Stranger: how can i help you? You: My name is George Stranger: hi george You: Amadodgyamendo Stranger: my name is Hank, and i'm an alcoholic You: George Amadodgyamendo You: I'm calling from your bank Stranger: oh You: Basically, we have found an error in your bank account Stranger: my credit card is 1234 4321 5678 8765 You: What i am trying to say hank, is that we have detected a pigeon in you..... Stranger: o noes You: Well screw that, I got your credit card number!!! Stranger: ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You: I awas only joking about the bank thing dude!!! Stranger: you got me! You: HAHA LOLOL You suck! Stranger: i am soooooooooooooooo screwed Stranger: oh wait You: OMG HOW DID THAT WORK??? Stranger: you need my last name You: I'm a geni..... Stranger: george You: Erm... You: wow... You: AWKWARD.... Stranger: no problem You: wow, erm well wait a second Stranger: i am Hank Cheney You: Oh... You: That was easy Stranger: anything else you need? You: LOLOL! HAR HAR! You: I don't know, its your bloody bank account! You: Pin Number? Stranger: if you are a nigerian prince, i can help you Stranger: **** You: Erm....yes.... Stranger: good You: That's useless to me Hanke You: I need it in number form You: I COMAND YOU You: AS A PRINCE! Stranger: how much money do i have to transfer to help you with whatever you make up You: Erm, all of it really Stranger: my pin number is 'anus' You: AND WE'LL TRIPLE IT AND SEND IT BACK Stranger: wow! You: ANUS....nice choice You: Well, I have a confession to make Hank Cheney Stranger: where do transfer it to? Stranger: to what credit card number Stranger: ? You: Erm, I dont really need you anymore, since I have your bank account details You: What I'm trying to say is Stranger: and my bank requires your pin number for that You: Hank, I'm You: OH COCK Stranger: you are a homosexual You: Erm..hold on...let me see Stranger: that's ok You: 9993 You: It's the year I first had sex You: Anything else you require? Stranger: no You: Good Stranger: i'm fine You: Well, HANK CHENEY You: I have a confession to make You: This was all a set up!!! Stranger: rell me my son You: I am no Prince! Stranger: t Stranger: really? Stranger: not? You: I can now withdraw money from your account!!1 You: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: oh don't do that Stranger: that is mean You: WHat do you have to say about that? Stranger: well, you win Stranger: you got me You: Thank you Hank Stranger: how could i have known? You: Well HAnk, I'm afraid I have to go You: BUT You: before I leave You: Could I interest you in a WOODEN LADDER? Stranger: i thought this 'stranger' really was from my bank You: THESE ARE HIGH QUALITY WOODEN LADDERS HANK Stranger: you can! You: GOOD! Stranger: i need one Stranger: wait! You: I'll just need your wives bank account details Stranger: is it really good wood? You: It's BEAUTIFUL WOOD Stranger: i need it in the morning You: Vintage style Stranger: so need to ask You: That can be arranged You: WHAT? Stranger: is it morning wood? You: Erm...yes, yes it is Stranger: good You: How many Hank? You: How many wooden ladders? Stranger: one will do You: Just won? You: One, even Stranger: yes You: There is a split in the price at 34 You: Go on Hank Stranger: one morning wooden ladder You: These are qualiy Ladders Stranger: in that case Stranger: i'll take 3 You: EXCELLENT!!! You: I'll just need your... You: infact, dont bother You: remember the whole Prince fooling thing? You: I already have your details and what not Stranger: sent it to 9764 Jeopardy Lane, Chicago IL You: That will be 3 wooden ladders then.... You: and DONE! You: You're not a bright one, are you Hank You: You're not meant to give away information such as this on the Internet Stranger: you are NOT going to tell me you're not a Nigerian prince You: I thought we'd got passed this part, Hank Stranger: working for my bank You: My real name is G3vans Stranger: selling wooden ladders You: an I like to sell wooden based objects You: Yes, now you understand Hank Stranger: ah! You: Well, that's it I feel Stranger: can you sell me a christmas tree then? You: NO!!! You: I hate christmas You: My 5th wife left me at christmas You: horrible accident Stranger: Jesus does not love you george You: Santa lost controll of his reindeer You: It was all a blur from then on You: Anyway Hank Stranger: in fact, he hates you as much as he hates jews You: I need to harras other young men with alcohol problems You: So, I guess this is goodbye You: You know something Hank? You: Despite all the fighting, and the whole stealing bank account details thing Stranger: no nothing Stranger: aha You: I've grown to love you You: like the sun I never sold Stranger: ok piss off then eat shit and suck cocks in hell You: Anyway, goodbye Hank Stranger: it has been very nice talking indeed Stranger: bye my friend! You: I hope you enjoy those WOODEN ladders! You: GOODBYE Stranger: can't wait! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: What up G? You: Not much homie. Stranger: I'm not really black, so I'll quit the act. You: im not black either! Stranger: RIGHT ON! You: YAY! Stranger: We're good actors. You: yes yes we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: hello You: Hey! do you like Birds? Stranger: yes You: I EAT THEM. Stranger: HORRIBLE!! Your conversational partner has disconnected You: Howdy, im peter pan Stranger: I'm Megan Fox You: hey megan! You: wanna come to neverland? Stranger: I want to go to alwaysland You: i wanna go to sometimesland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmacko Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misstezzypants Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 StrangeConnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sorry You: Its fine! You: ITS OKAYZ! Stranger: thx You: CHILLZ Stranger: what? You: what what Stranger: i cant understand ): You: its fine! Stranger: thx You: jibberish is my first language too Stranger: hehe You: Stranger: *-* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 i got a warning for harassment can anyone take a joke these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 LOL What did you say?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 i had like a million different conversations sense of humor much? ..although i did talk jibberish to foreign kids they're the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 This conversation was legend: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I love chocolate You: ME TOO! Stranger: liar Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherry Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: FISH! You: hey Stranger: Hi. You: how u doin Stranger: I'm just fine... torturing my Sasuke plushie. You: what ? Stranger: Sasuke is a person from Naruto. You: oh okay cool Stranger: He's a jerk >.> You: x.x Stranger: From? You: bored,good bye xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: do you like golf? Stranger: no. you ? Stranger: not* You: dick You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i wanna lick you up and down You: till you say stop You: i wanna play wit yo body baby You: make you reall hot You: i wanna do all tha things You: you Stranger: hey me2 You: want me to do Stranger: nice You: cause tonight baby Stranger: nice You: i wanna get freaky wit choo Stranger: go on You: ill rape your dogs eyesockets bitch You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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