Allie<3 Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 ^legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 WIN for Ross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmacko Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: heyyy Stranger: im a horney guy You: good to now Stranger: are you female? You: i am a male You: frog Stranger: from? You: i live in swamps Stranger: where the fuck is that? You: in swamps Stranger: shitty country You: how rude You: i am offended Stranger: age? You: me and my frong army are going to invade ur country You: good day to you sir You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Folks, it's that time of day again! Stranger: hello You: Hey Stranger: watsup You: A cloud just squished my cousin so I'm pretty shaken up. You? Stranger: im ok i guess.. Stranger: just back from college Stranger: resting Stranger: sorry for your cousin You: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, THE MOON JUST SPLATTED MY PARROT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stranger: hey jey You: Hay Jay. Stranger: no...you're jey Stranger: I'm bee You: Hello beeee. Stranger: hi You: I'm gonna squish you with my big goth boots. Stranger: so what's going on? You: That. ^ Stranger: I'm wearing an anti goth boot hat...so good luck with that You: I don't like honey, it's rather sticky and kacky, kinda like penal juice. Stranger: stickier You: Wasps are bad-asses, they like, sting people for the fun of it. You're pretty gay, you die after one sting. How does it feel to fail at life? Stranger: I'm not a wasp though Stranger: I'm an africanized honey bee You: DID YOU READ WHAT I SAID? OBVIOUSLY NOT!! JEEZ, YOU'RE DEFO A BEE, RETARD! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You: Hola. Stranger: aloha You: Would you like a fight to the death? Stranger: u meen? You: I'll rip out your hair, slap your cheeks, kick your butt, bite your hand etc until you eventually end up in a coffin. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: sounds good Stranger: but... You: Okay, I'll let you take the first hit, you seem weak. Stranger: how u wanna do this? Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: i think u try a deep sea now You: I wanna see you cry so hard that you drown in your own tears. Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: well Stranger: instead of crying im laughing now You: I just punched your gut, how does it feel? Stranger: not at all You: I don't like you, good bye. Stranger: i feel wonderful Stranger: bye dick Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: MOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Haha niiiice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 What the hell! Haha. You: Hello. Stranger: hey Stranger: age/gender You: 72/he-she. You? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 ^ Lmao xD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wanna have sex? You: lmfao sure man Stranger: m/f? You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: my mommy is my best friend SHHH! Stranger: get a life Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 ^ ahahaha lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 What the hell! Haha. You: Hello. Stranger: hey Stranger: age/gender You: 72/he-she. You? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wanna have sex? You: lmfao sure man Stranger: m/f? You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: my mommy is my best friend SHHH! Stranger: get a life Your conversational partner has disconnected. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you down with opp? You: wtf is opp You: although it really doesnt matter You: im down for anything ;] Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: HI You: hi sxi Stranger: I SAID HI Stranger: HIIII Stranger: so You: so Stranger: whats ur story? You: im 9 years old Stranger: mm Stranger: m/f? You: i like it quick and dont like it softly Stranger: wanna make out? You: female You: ok Stranger: k Stranger: lol Stranger: what do u think Stranger: about Stranger: anal sex? You: i like it. Stranger: orly? You: im as loose in that area as goatse Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Got a coherent convo going. How odd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I obv draw the foriegn guy: You: What it do? Stranger: Brazil Stranger: fode ae You: Obviously Stranger: meu time é PENTA CAMPEÃO Stranger: foda-se , nao te perguntei nada Stranger: AUHUAHAU' You: I would have to disagree with your premise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordypord Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You: Hallo Stranger: hi! Stranger: whatsup? You: Du bist liebe faust ficken? Stranger: err Stranger: lederhosen You: Essen meine whoden? Stranger: i dotn understand sry You: Nicht sehr gut Stranger: nice... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ah pretending to be Germans fun, despite my awful german, which is really only limited to vulgarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I obv draw the foriegn guy: You: What it do? Stranger: Brazil Stranger: fode ae You: Obviously Stranger: meu time é PENTA CAMPEÃO Stranger: foda-se , nao te perguntei nada Stranger: AUHUAHAU' You: I would have to disagree with your premise I literally lol'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stranger: HOLA You: sex? You: spanish sex? Stranger: SEX, YES PLEASE You: anal? Stranger: noooooo, just normal sex please You: oral? Stranger: YES You: ftw! Stranger: GIVE IT TO ME BABY You: a ha a ha Stranger: alll the girls say pretty fly for a white guy Your conversational partner has disconnected ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 i didnt do this but... lol Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: PRABLEMI CHUVAK? You: Beef or pork? Stranger: fisting or peening? You: quick! they're both defrosting You: fisting You: now quick You: beef or pork? Stranger: okey i fist your asshole You: what will i cook? You: Grand yeah You: I'd prefare my hole though Stranger: ye Stranger: my cock is hard You: grand You: il be around in 5 Your conversational partner has disconnected. my girlfriends strange..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NIGGER You: no no You: alex? Stranger: no? Stranger: yes You: crumpets? Stranger: ofc Stranger: idiot You: im drunk again Stranger: -.- Stranger: poor you You: my legs caught in a bear trap Stranger: how the fuck did that happen? You: you're mothers into weird sex toys Stranger: no shit Stranger: niggershit Your conversational partner has disconnected. this has become an obsession ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NIGGER You: no no You: alex? Stranger: no? Stranger: yes You: crumpets? Stranger: ofc Stranger: idiot You: im drunk again Stranger: -.- Stranger: poor you You: my legs caught in a bear trap Stranger: how the fuck did that happen? You: you're mothers into weird sex toys Stranger: no shit Stranger: niggershit Your conversational partner has disconnected. this has become an obsession ahaha i got excited when i thought it was alex.... sounded like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I keep getting really bad draws. I've been in this convo for like 20 minutes, and it's tilting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BOLLOCKS! Stranger: Hi You: MY HOUE! Stranger: How rude You: I know You: sorry Stranger: Your houe? Stranger: what an odd name You: my house is currently being repossesed You: thankfuly i stole this laptop Stranger: Not pay your bills? You: so it's ok You: It's a shadier kind of repossession You: I forgot to pay some men in suits Stranger: Im a repo man, Im repossessing this conversation You: faggot You have disconnected. Hi, its sinead. Aoife's got me hooked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: christ. there's a lot of people here Stranger: where you from? You: sure jaysus me hole's on fire You: ireland You: you? Stranger: isreal You: so u like ays? You: gays* Stranger: i gay Stranger: 15 old Stranger: and you? You: lesbian You: 18 You: massive cock i love sinead ahaha okay, i swear we'll stop spamming up this thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: christ. there's a lot of people here Stranger: where you from? You: sure jaysus me hole's on fire You: ireland You: you? Stranger: isreal You: so u like ays? You: gays* Stranger: i gay Stranger: 15 old Stranger: and you? You: lesbian You: 18 You: massive cock ahahaha, i love sinead. okay, now we'll stop spamming this thing, i swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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