the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Dats hawt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: well hello You: do you like.......................................................... You: periods? Stranger: never had one thanks You: no i mean periods Stranger: i know Stranger: i'm a guy You: but guys have periods all the time Stranger: alas, hormonally perhaps You: no Stranger: so says some research You: if you use proper punctuation you will have many periods Stranger: oh, but in that case it is not i who have the period, but rather the paper Stranger: or computer You: because they come from you Stranger: and as such they are no longer part of you Stranger: if someone wrote a sentence on me, then i would have a period Stranger: two sentences, two periods You: you have but two periods? Stranger: alas, i've never had any periods, as we've discussed, because i'm a guy You: what about bleeding of the asshole? Stranger: ah, such is another matter You: no You: this is another matter http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1238611862488.gif Stranger: uh oh Stranger: it's 4chan Stranger: but what is it You: its a gif Stranger: i know You: i cant stop laughing at it Stranger: oh i've seen it You: shame You: have you seen You: tony blairs You: cock Stranger: have you voted for moot yet? You: no You: 4chan i for dickweeds Stranger: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7974948.stm You: i dont want it to eat me Stranger: so did you vote for obama You: im not a yank Stranger: you're under 18 then? Stranger: one day your turn will come Stranger: worry not You: im not from shitty america Stranger: you're from nice america eh? Stranger: which part You: yeh You: the one that dont exist Stranger: ah Stranger: dare i ask where you're actually from? You: the moon Stranger: somewhere in the former british empire i predict Stranger: bermuda? You: i guess your close You: but no Stranger: zimbabwe? You: england. Stranger: ah, cheerio govnah You: cause we all talk like that You: prick You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stranger: tell me ive been badStranger: do it You: no..? Stranger: tell me ive been bad You: no. Stranger: why You: cause i don't want to Stranger: you got a paper mill in your butt Stranger: and you smell like louisana Your conversational partner has disconnected. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 kailey. ride me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Alex, he was probably a redneck that fucks his own sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 kailey. ride me. ahahahahhahahhaahha that just made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elusive. Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lol Stranger: hey im from Russia, want a mail order bride ? You: huh? Stranger: okay she will be sent right away You: no thanks Stranger: she is getting on the boat right now to your location You: o.0 Stranger: she will be here in a couple weeks You: i said no Stranger: yes ? You: naw Stranger: too late shes already on the boat and its undocked Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: just kidding You: double joke! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello child Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmacko Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 This is fun lol You: RARRRRR Stranger: Rawr. You: did i scare you? Stranger: I ran like a little girl. You: yay! mission complete Stranger: Cool. You: Thanks for helping me complete my mission Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there Stranger: i hope you don't have gilles You: jedi dont have gilles Stranger: hello You: do you? Stranger: jedi?! Stranger: are you 4 real You: i am real You: do you want to see my lightsaber? Stranger: no thanx Stranger: i'm afraid Stranger: do not like star wars Stranger: but respect You: ah thats a shame Stranger: i'm sorry You: are you a servant of the dark side? Stranger: yes i am Stranger: but do not tell it You: DIE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA Stranger: to the people Stranger: o my Stranger: jedi relax Stranger: i wont kill Stranger: you're my friend Stranger: we can make babies You: but your evil You: no no one makes my jedi babies Stranger: so what Stranger: evil is nice You: evil is bad Stranger: why not You: because jedi re produce a sexually Stranger: a aaaah Stranger: your mother lied to you Stranger: evil is really nice You: i didnt have a mother You: i was grown in a lab Stranger: why not You: and have two fathers Stranger: so you do not know what love is Stranger: aha Stranger: respect Stranger: did you like them? You: no they made strange noises at night You: thankfully master achmed saved me and taught me the ways of the almighty one Stranger: really Stranger: what kind of noises You: and that to destroy that evil we must destroy the infidels Stranger: did you cry about it and then pied in your lab bed Stranger: and know you want to take a look on the dark side? You: we must destroy the darkside Stranger: no way baby Stranger: take a look on the dark side You: no the dark side is shi8t Stranger: i will show you the pleasure of the darkside Stranger: i think you've got the wrong information Stranger: jedi You: there is no pleasure in getting bummed Stranger: people lie to you because you're a little baby You: achmed did not lie You: he told me we must destroy america to inturn destroy the darkside Stranger: achemd is a liar Stranger: this sounds like terrorism Stranger: terrorism is a bad thing jedi You: achmed is more of a father than my other fathers ever where You: he tells me this "white house" is where a sith lord lives, it must be destroyed Stranger: o Stranger: i think he means the bathroom Stranger: there are lots of lords Stranger: if you know what i mean jedi Stranger: take a deep shit and everything is okay Stranger: and then wecan discover the dark side Stranger: it is oke Stranger: don't be afraid jeid You: i shall just destroy the whole house and then the world and allah shall rejoice my name Stranger: allah hates star wars i think You: this darth obama must be destroyed or the light will never prevail Stranger: Ok Stranger: what do you think about lolly You: what is this lolly infidel Stranger: take a look Stranger: http://www.schattig.nl You: i do not click the links of an infidel Stranger: why not silly You: because they could ruin my plans Stranger: i'm going to leave you jedi Stranger: causeyou're a boring jedi Stranger: so You: jedi shall defeat you sith Stranger: bye bye little baby jedi You: good day infidel Stranger: no way Stranger: love you 4 ever Stranger: x Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misstezzypants Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Im on this thing... my person is being all depressing aha. i shall c/p it soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura.RIOT! Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 lol. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: brasil? You: nuts? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: I am your saviour Stranger: haha hello jebus You: you seem to have mis-spelt my name You: how blasphemous Stranger: save jebus!!!! You: I don't need saving You: unless it's savings on car insurance Stranger: ok so whats wrong? Stranger: haha You: nothing is wrong Stranger: where you from like nomsayin? You: except no one believes me when I say I'm Jesus You: Jerusalem Stranger: yea but he doesnt exist so you cant really be jesus You: I have a beard and bread and wine You: and a white robe Stranger: me too Stranger: i can get one You: it won't be as good as mine Stranger: yea it'll be better You: jews made this robe You: not chinese kids Stranger: off ebay shamone You: Jesus doesn't like ebay Stranger: hey whats wrong with slave labour. it gets stuff done Stranger: jesus doesnt have a paypal acount You: he does not You: he has a post office account Stranger: gypsey Stranger: see ye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misstezzypants Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: hi You: OMGZ HAI Stranger: ? You: hello sexy pants You: how you dooooin Stranger: lol Stranger: are u a men ? You: that indeed was a very lol worthy statement right there. You: Im not men, no. Stranger: ok Stranger: how old r u ? You: Im 7117 and a half days old. You: what about you? Stranger: 5862 You: so you're younger than me? cool beanage! Stranger: yes, let's fuck ? You: lets not. Stranger: i like that ! You: i dont like that! You: SPONGE BOB DOES NOT LIKE THAT Stranger: you'r not a bitch, that's cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inyoureyes Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: ol´ You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha i'm bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrLittleDecoy Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: hiii You: are you a rabbit? Stranger: Yee Stranger: Are you /b/ You: hellz yeah. then i've just found the love of my life Stranger: Oh Stranger: Me too! Stranger: And then You: then what?? Stranger: Then Stranger: THE WORLD COLLIDED Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 There are some strange people on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 There are some strange people on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 wow this person gets bored: You: lol Stranger: LOLZ You: hai Stranger: sup, bb? You: NM et U? Stranger: :-/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL wow. You: hai Stranger: hello You: wuzzup Stranger: not much of anything, what's up with you You: same rly Stranger: neat You: yup, interesting. You: I think this website is pretty strange... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fueled By Oreos Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whats the secret word? You: bacon Stranger: no You: dammit Stranger: damn you Stranger: tootles dear Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: big ups rapty in da house!! You: wtf Stranger: dont leave a mofo hangin cuz! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: WOW You: that is huge Stranger: details, plz You: Good sir, details are not nessecary Stranger: kind madam, they most certainly do help me so Your conversational partner has disconnected. well it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 wow, that was crap. it got disconnected after like 2 minutes. Parabot is much better..Parabot <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: Phil? Phil Connors? I thought that was you! Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you! You: The sex just wasn't that great. Stranger: speaking Stranger: of that Stranger: i need to go jerk off now. Stranger: thanks for reminding me! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. O.o haha horny bastard Stranger: POPCORN You: AND CHEESE You: oh yes please Stranger: YESSS CHEDDAR Stranger: excellent You: NO NO You: I INSIST ON SWISS Stranger: can we meet on parmesean You: mmm.. i think that is possible Stranger: what are your thoughts on mozarella You: mozarella? its a bit iffy You: totally the wrong shape You: good for nothing Stranger: Hmm Stranger: its good for pasta Stranger: I like provleone Stranger: that is a good sandwich cheese You: Hmm.. You: i think havarti is good for sandwhiches Stranger: That is also delicious You: indeed it is my dear friend! You: So may i ask Stranger: Ask away You: what is your oppinion on blue vein cheese? Stranger: It's a bit strong for me at times Stranger: but i find it delicious on burgers You: Burgers? You: really! Stranger: Yes! You: i find it exist on crackers Stranger: Like you stuff the burgers with it You: with just a touch of vegimite Stranger: very decadent and delicious Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. that was odd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 so bored today so this has been good fun! lol Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: are you the cable guy? Stranger: yes You: good. can you fix my tv then? Stranger: no... sorry You: why not? Stranger: crt or lcd? You: lcd Stranger: big? You: very big Stranger: how big? Stranger: Stranger: over 50"? You: about 1 mile Stranger: ok... then it's too small Stranger: hard to repair You: damn. oh well. You: thanks anyway. Stranger: ive got balls of steel You: nice to know Stranger: blow it out your ass You: bit rude Stranger: ive got balls of steel You: yeah you said that already..douche Stranger: i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck You: COME ON THEN! Stranger: ive got balls of steel You: no you haven't cos you're a little girl Stranger: balls balls balls You: yeah you sure talk a lot about balls...weird Stranger: sorry You: you will be! Stranger: shame on me... Stranger: sorry.. Stranger: bye You: fuck off! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: cool? You: are you my father? Stranger: yes You: no you're not! LIAR! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: who are you? Stranger: I'm me. You: hi me. i'm superman Stranger: Hello superman You: have you seen batman lately? Stranger: yeah, the last I saw him, he was doing it with Robin. You: really? yeah i just killed him You: and spiderman You: and bananaman You: and all the fantastic 4 You: so superman is the only superhero left Stranger: not Jessica Alba Stranger: ! You: yeah Jessica Alba...dead! Stranger: She was one of the fantastic 4 Stranger: damn you You: yeah she dead now You: do you want me to kill anyone for you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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