hubabalou Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 "Today was pretty typical. Jon and John got in a wrestling match that lasted for about six and a half hours, I got trapped in the freezer section of your local grocery store, and Hoopes sat in a chair." -Matt Thiessen from Relient K Matt Thiessen makes me laugh. I love that guy so much. "I once saw a picture of Spencer completely naked with just a snorkel on." - Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Thats hilarious. "I dont like taking about it, but I have a black belt." - Bryce Avery "I went to high school and was in choir with and was always losing to in talent shows to Kelly Clarkson." - Jonathan Cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justSMILE♥ Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 interveiwer: how do u feel? denise: HOW DO U FUCKING THINK I FEEL? interveiwer: what an inspriation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 interveiwer: how do u feel?denise: HOW DO U FUCKING THINK I FEEL? interveiwer: what an inspriation. bahahahaha <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiaisradder Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Did you just eat some Cambells soup?, because you're looking "mmm mmm good". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Ryland: WAIT! iwantyouinsidemeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 ok so i need your help! so i need a senior quote....... but im having a hard time finding a really good one to put in the yearbook. will you guys please help me? it can be a funny quote, meaningful quote, or even lyrics. but it has to be 20 words or less. oh and i've seen some really good quotes from hayley that were in some peoples sig...if you guys know a good one, can you please send it to me? thanx. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 hahah i just turned in my senior quote today!...you should do something funny...the 'inspirational' ones are so blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Ashes To Ashes on TV nowaday... Chris Skelton: Steady on, Guv! Nearly lost me breakfast then! Gene Hunt: What is that? Chris Skelton: It's a kebab. Gene Hunt: Looks like a bloody pasty with its arse hanging out! Ryan Burns: I am the vine! You are the branches! John, Chapter 15, Verse 5! Gene Hunt: You're nicked for the murder of Delphine Parks, the rape and attempted murder of Nina Akiboa. Anything you say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you're choked to death. Gene Hunt, Chapter 1, Verse 2. Gene Hunt: Right! How many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! One to run around screaming "What do I do?" and one to shag the electrician! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 hahah i just turned in my senior quote today!...you should do something funny...the 'inspirational' ones are so blah lol. yeahh i was looking through last years yearbooks. and a lot of the quotes were funny ones. was yours funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 -You sound like the black arnold schwartzenager(sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 this happened to me at school in line for lunch when T.J. (black guy in 9th grade) cut me in line. i guess tihs isnt much of a "quote", but its still funny Me: TJ, dont cut me, get to the back of the line TJ: no way dude Me: Terry, get to the back of the line dude! Matt: *mumbles*"back of the bus"*mumble* TJ: what?! Matt: what? TJ: *glares at Matt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 thats harsh. dont fucking talk liek that on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komomaan Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "If there's a God he is laughing at us, and the football team." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 "All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 thats harsh.dont fucking talk liek that on here. oh wow... im sorry, im just kind of used to being able to do stuff like that at my school. you see, with an exception to like one or 2 people, every black person at my school makes, and laughs at, racist jokes about not only themselves, but also any other race wether made by them or someone who isnt black. racism is just more of a joke at my school, although it obviously isnt here... im really sorry for saiyng that here, i feel like an ass now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 i lol'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 lol, well at least someone appreciates me and my friends' sense of humor ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 probably cause me and my mates dont really give a shit about racism either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsDAMARYS. Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 not a quote but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc HAHHAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiaisradder Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 "All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. haha i love that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk! Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly. Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee. Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 "sir...i have just pissed myself and there isnt anything anybody can do about it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily ! Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 hah, this one isn't exactly funny.. but i think it's cute. XD me: "oh my god. i'm freakin' cold." one of my best guy friends: "..well, i've been told i'm really warm" *hugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankiePoo Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Me: I have a penis Erick: *eyes wide* Me: I'm kidding stephanie: She really does, though Erick: *scoots over* Later that day Erick: Hey, Dezs, you know your girlfriend has a penis? Dezs(my boyfriend): And you have a vagina Erick: But she told me she has a penis! Dezs: I doubt it Serious LOL that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Mum: the council picks up white goods for free. Me: But your cookers brown? ^ got some weird looks for that one haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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